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Better Watch Out
Zack Kahn
2016		Just your nose and then we're done, Mr. frost. You butt-fucker! I'm a baby. Boys! It's dinner time. Come inside please. Hey, mom. I know I s...Rate it:

(5.00 / 3 votes)
Bal-Can-Can
Darko Mitrevski
2005		Gennaro... Shhh, Gennaro! Gennaro! What's up, Carlo? - A new guy just came in. There, next to the Norwegian. I'm not Norwegian, I'm Swedish!...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
The Elevator: Three Minutes Can Change Your Life
Mauro Graiani
2013		1 Emily, you're now playing for one million dollars. Remember you have three minutes to answer Three minutes that can change your life Our sub...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken
Matt Williams
1991		The reason for calling this conference at this particular moment is that we are convinced that we have overcome a major financial crisis, a c...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
Accepting Anxiety, Part 2/2: Can Anxiety Be Good?
Thomas Sanders
2017		[Thomas]: Previously on Sanders Sides... Ahhh- I didn't cut together any footage for this. [Roman]: Ugh, it's fine. I'll just perform the review m...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Any Given Sunday
John Logan
1999		This does not look good. Cap Rooney, three-time league MVP... ...and Coach Tony D'Amato's star ...and not moving. Don't you see he's hurt? -Di...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Better Off Dead...
Savage Steve Holland
1985		Get... Get... Up! You missed! You missed this time, you little menace! I beat you! Morning. Honey, you're getting all upset over nothing. ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Better Than Chocolate
Peggy Thompson
1999		"I would really... love to see you naked, baby... " "I would love to... see you tremble with delight... " "I would love to... come inside your...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Get Lucky
T.J. Ramini
2013		1 They call him Lucky. Is he? Depends who you ask. Tragic circumstances with his parents' murder. He skipped the county. So this guy just wa...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Get Shorty
Scott Frank
1995		BLACK MAN'S VOICE Looks fuckin' cold out there. EXT. VESUVIO'S RESTAURANT -- MIAMI DAY It is cold. People walk by hugging themselves, pulling up...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The can’t cevt calb club
Bill smego
2017		FADE IN EXT. CITY STREET - DAY Jim, a tough-looking man in his mid-30s, walks down the street. Suddenly, he hears a scream coming from an alleyway....Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Two Can Play That Game
Mark Brown
2001		He didn't think you'd fall for that line. Girl, I don't believe him. Oh, he's a dog. Mm-hm. Tail-having, anything-that-moves- humping-ass dog....Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Get Out
Jordan Peele
2017		I appeal to you therefore, brothers, by the mercies of God, topresent your bodies as a living sacrifice, holy and acceptableto God, which is your s...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
Mo' Better Blues
Spike Lee
1990		25.000 U-N-l-V-E-R-S-A-L. Universal. Y'all been large for years.|Yo, Spike, start the movie, G. Flavor Flav, you've done it again. He's gotta c...Rate it:

(4.45 / 9 votes)
Why Did I Get Married?
Tyler Perry
2007		# "L" is for the way you look at me # # "O" is for the only one I see # # "V" is very, very # # Extraordinary # # "E" is even more than that # ...Rate it:

(4.22 / 9 votes)
Get on Up
Jez Butterworth
2014		1 EXT. ROAD. AUGUSTA. 1988. 1 EXT. ROAD. AUGUSTA. 1988. 1 A hot muggy Georgia morning. A pickup truck comes around acorner and moves towards us. ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
I Can Only Imagine
Alex Cramer
2018		Thank you. I found a song that saved me through a time. You know how music does that? I was dealing with loss, with pain, and I heard this so...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
George Marion Jr.
1939		- Come on, let's sit down. - I don't want to sit down. - Well, then, let's dance. - And I don't want to dance. - What's the matter with you ton...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
Get Him to the Greek
Nicholas Stoller
2010		BLACKNESS SFX: CLAPPING EXT. UCLA LAWN - DAY AARON GREENBERG (early 20s) is walking across the stagegetting his diploma. He could not be more...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
The Better Angels
A.J. Edwards
2014		1 Wanna know what kind of boy he was? Well, I myself, his cousin, am the only one living that knowed him that early. Knowed him the day he wa...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Get Smart
Tom J. Astle
2008		[IN RUSSIAN] [IN KOREAN] [YELLS] [IN ARABIC] [IN ARABIC] [ABBA'S "TAKE A CHANCE ON ME" PLAYS ON HEADPHONES] WOMAN: And this display is all t...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
Why Did I Get Married Too
Tyler Perry
2010		I'll get you. I'll get you! You're playing with your ball,|is that what you're doing? How's my little baby doing? You good? -Hey!|-Look, Dad, it...Rate it:

(3.64 / 11 votes)
Catch Me If You Can
Jeff Nathanson
2002		Thank you very much and welcome to To Tell the Truth. Our first guest, he's made a career out of being the most outrageous impostor that we'...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
A Better Tomorrow
John Woo
2010		Brother! JOO Jin-mo SONG Seung-heon KIM Gang-woo JO Han-sun That idiot. Open your mouth. Ah... Ah! Ah... Look. It's just business. It's...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)

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