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300: Rise of an Empire
Zack Snyder
2014
The oracle's words stand as a warning. A prophecy. "Sparta will fall. All of Greece will fall." And Persian fire will reduce Athens to cinder...Rate it:

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Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Tab Murphy
2001
MEN: Aah! [Hitting gong] Aah! Mahtim! Mahtim! Mahtim! MILO: Good afternoon, gentlemen. First off, I'd like to thank this board... for tak...Rate it:

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Inland Empire
David Lynch
2006
Axxon N., the longest running radio play in history tonight, continuing in the Baltic region. A gray winter day in an old hotel. The stairway is...Rate it:

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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
George Lucas
1980
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK Written by Lawrence Kasdan and ...Rate it:

(4.45 / 9 votes)
VEVO News: On the Set with OK Go and The Muppets
Unknown
2011
That's me, Walter. Where... Where'd you go? Oh, there you are! I have the best life in the whole world. That's my brother, Gary. He's the best ...Rate it:

(4.25 / 4 votes)
Lego Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Out
Lawrence Kasdan
2012
EXT. GALAXY - PLANET HOTH A Star Destroyer moves through space, releasing Imperial probe robots from its underside. One of these probes zooms ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
The Onion Movie
Todd Hanson
2008
You can always count on the Onion to get the story. It's America's finest news source. And now, the Onion News... America's finest news source....Rate it:

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What a Way to Go: Life at the End of Empire
Timothy S. Bennett
2007
1 The picture you are about to see deals with the problem of self-destruction. Its purpose was to enable people to better understand the nature...Rate it:

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The Fake News with Ted Nelms
Ed Helms
2017
1 Welcome to "The Fake News." I'm Ted Nelms. Thanks for inviting me into your home. I love what you've done with the place. We've got a lot ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
Bad News Bears
Bill Lancaster
2005
Nice. Sorry, good catch. Boys, lunch is ready. Here we go. Ain't no doubt about it, lady, you got a shitload of rats down there. Damn, is it 3...Rate it:

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Breaking News
Hing-Ka Chan
2004
Brother Yuen. What's the situation? It's ready Get the car. OK Here's today's paper Will it be a wasted effort again? Well, if only this were...Rate it:

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Broadcast News
James L. Brooks
1987
FADE IN EXT. CITY STREET - DAY A restaurant supply truck is curbside, near a small restaurant. GERALD GRUNICK, forty-one, is closing the back ...Rate it:

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Cattle Empire
Endre Bohem
1958
Drag it. - Up and down the street! Drag it out of town! Yeah, get rid of him. - Drag him out of town! Should've hung him! Drag him out of tow...Rate it:

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Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire
Nico Tatarowicz
2012
1 'Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Moyles!' Good evening. Good evening and welcome to Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire on BBC3. We are here tonight at...Rate it:

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Edge of the Empire
Unknown
2010
Without co-operation, everyone loses We may fight to win, but we will always lose But if we fight together we will win together From a royal s...Rate it:

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Egypt: Engineering an Empire
Christopher Cassel
2006
Five thousand years ago, when Greece and Rome did not pass ... of distant dreams, a civilization conceived the impossible ... and built the uni...Rate it:

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Empire
Franc. Reyes
2002
Damn. Had I known what I know now. But today cats are different. We all know selling and competition, that's what this country's built on. It'...Rate it:

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Empire of the Ants
Jack Turley
1977
THIS IS THE ANT. TREAT IT WITH RESPECT. FOR IT MAY VERY WELL BE THE NEX DOMINANT LIFE FORM OF OUR PLANET. SOUND INCREDIBLE? IMPOSSIBLE? HAVE YO...Rate it:

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Empire of the Sharks
Mark Atkins
2017
1 That is yours alone to use. 8 o'clock? 8:15. Keep on practicing. Keep that out of sight. Tustin, my tests worked. It will scale up. We ca...Rate it:

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Empire of the Sun
Tom Stoppard
1987
Jamie! Jamie, off the grass! Off the grass! Nice plane finish! - Which side will win the war? - Ours, of course. - Oh, that war. - Well, China isn'...Rate it:

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Empire of the Wolves
Jean-Christophe Grangé
2005
The light is red It's blue Very good. Next, let's start our new test. You try your best to answer my questions. The Empire of Wolves I feel ...Rate it:

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Empire Records
Carol Heikkinen
1995
Write slip twice. Put money in the bag. Joe? Gina. Lucas, what are you doing in here? My life has reached its pinnacle. Joe's letting me close...Rate it:

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Empire State
Adam Mazer
2013
It is the biggest cash robbery in U.S. history... $8 million taken from an armored-car company office in New York City. There may have been cl...Rate it:

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Enemy Empire
Michael Ryan Hahn
2013
1 (dramatic music) (gasping, snap) Woah, woah, new idea. You surrender to me. It's just one option. But what if instead of that, you run home...Rate it:

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