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Misery Loves Comedy
Kevin Pollak
Am I gonna get fed? There's like a table, I'm leaning on it, I feel like I'm alone in an airport. What's the second question? God, that's a g...Rate it:

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Misery Loves Company: The Life & Death of Bruce Gilden
Unknown
"Who am I then? "tell me that first, "and then if i like being That person, Ill come up. "if not, Ill stay down here till Im somebody else." ...Rate it:

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Misery
William Goldman
FADE IN ON A SINGLE CIGARETTE. A MATCH. A HOTEL ICE BUCKET that holds a bottle of champagne. The cigarette is unlit. The match is of the kitche...Rate it:

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God Loves Uganda
Benjamin Gray
1 I love Uganda. It's a very loving country, caring country. But something frightening is happening that has potential to destroy Uganda. R...Rate it:

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Loves Her Gun
Lauren Modery
1 Hey, no I just left. I know, I was waiting for Johnny forever and then he never showed up. So basically I just left. I know. I know. But wh...Rate it:

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Loves of a Blonde
MiloŇ° Forman
What happened yesterday doesn't happen every day As lovely as a dream And I love her so, oh, yeah And I love her so, oh, yeah So this great lo...Rate it:

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My Brother Loves Me Too Much
Rina Yagami
1 Good morning orange Good morning Suzuki-kun Can you take up a bit of your time? Ok That one You may feel that there is still something to u...Rate it:

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Possible Loves
Maya Da-Rin
POSSIBLE LOVES - Awake? - I had a strange dream. A nightmare? No, it was actually very pleasant. - Tell me. - It's not worth it. Good morni...Rate it:

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She Loves Me Not
Brian Jun
1 ( coughing ) ( groans ) ( heavy equipment rumbling ) ( clattering ) ( coughing ) ( hammering, stapling ) ( power saw running ) ( thudding...Rate it:

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The Loves of Carmen
Helen Deutsch
1 Dismount! Your name? Jos Lizarabengoa, e! Navarrs, reporting for duty, sir. - The Colonel will see you. Follow me. - Thank you, sir. Jos L...Rate it:

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When a Man Loves a Woman
Ronald Bass
When a man loves a woman Can't keep his mind on nothin' else He'll trade the world for the good thing he's found If she is bad he can't see it...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of James Franco
Michael Ferrucci
1 (film projector clicking) (instrumental music playing) I say James, y'all say Franco, James Franco James Franco, I say James, y'all say Fra...Rate it:

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A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
Woody Allen
(Mendelssohn's "Wedding March") Ghosts? Little spirits or pixies? I don't believe in 'em. - Do you, Mr Foxx? - No, sir. You sound it, with all...Rate it:

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Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
Seth Macfarlane
-Hey, how's it going? -(GASPS) Oh, my God. Did you just talk? -l did. -Are you one of those frogs that'll turn into a prince if I kiss you? Wh...Rate it:

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Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire
Nico Tatarowicz
1 'Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Moyles!' Good evening. Good evening and welcome to Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire on BBC3. We are here tonight at...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen
Ray James
All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off the r...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary
David Feldman
( announcer ) It's the comedy central roast of denis leary Hosted by jeff garlin. With... And music by... Please welcome a man who spent The ...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump
Ray James
1 All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off th...Rate it:

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Comedy Central: Roast of Justin Bieber
Benji Aflalo
1 [Justin Bieber's All Around the World] All around the world (male announcer) This is The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber. All around...Rate it:

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InAPPropriate Comedy
Ken Pringle
1 [SKATEBOARD SHUFFLING] MAN: It's Thursday. I've been out here for... 120-Something hours. I'm out of water. And I don't know how much long...Rate it:

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Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store
Louis C.K.
1 One of my hobbies is I collect dust. Are you from this country? I go around town slashing tire prices. Do you get that? Do you know that C...Rate it:

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National Theatre Live: The Comedy of Errors
William Shakespeare
When we're out in the moonlight lookin' up on skies above feels so good when I'm near you holding hands and making love whoo, whoo, bab...Rate it:

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Original Kings of Comedy
Cedric the Entertainer
Work harder! Keep on! Cut! Wake up! Even extras are actors. We're not making a ghost film now. Though you guys play the roles of pedestrians, ...Rate it:

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Phunny Business: A Black Comedy
John Davies
BUT, HE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND YOU ALL KNOW AND LOVE HIM, CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN MR. GEORGE WILLBORN. CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN...Rate it:

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The Comedy of Terrors
Richard Matheson
My dear wife, as the ancient saying goes... "In wine is truth!" Insincerity, the mark of a drunkard! If you could or would for one brief mome...Rate it:

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The Dramatics: A Comedy
Kat Foster
1 - Are you ready? - - Give me a sec. - You're ready now? - I said give me a sec. That was one second. Very funny. Hi. Hi. Hello. Okay, yea...Rate it:

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The King of Comedy
Paul D. Zimmerman
FADE IN: 1EXT: MIDTOWN MANHATTAN STREETS - DAY Behind the opening credits, we watch a montage of RUPERT PUPKIN making his daily rounds as a mes...Rate it:

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The Marty Feldman Comedy Machine
Unknown
Achtung! Britisher Ship! Prepare to fire! Fire torpedo eins! Thank you. Just one more, thank you. Thank you. One more, please. Thank you. Qui...Rate it:

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