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Jeff Ross Roasts America
Unknown
- Whitney houston just died. - What's that? Whitney houston just died. That's a joke. All: no. Whitney houston just died? Shit. Houston, w...Rate it:

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Jeff Ross Roasts the Border: Live from Brownsville, Texas
Michael Ferrucci
1 Ross: Look at this beautiful crowd. Come up here, dude. Come up here. Look at this guy. What's your name? What's that? Herman. And... Wha...Rate it:

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America America
Elia Kazan
My name is Elia Kazan. I am a Greek by blood, a Turk by birth... and an American, because my uncle made a journey. This story was told me over...Rate it:

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America, America
Elia Kazan
My name is Elia Kazan. I am a Greek by blood, a Turk by birth... and an American, because my uncle made a journey. This story was told me over...Rate it:

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Glengarry Glen Ross
David Mamet
SCENE ONE A booth at a Chinese restaurant, Williamson and Levene are seated at the booth. LEVENE John...John...Rate it:

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My Name Is Julia Ross
Muriel Roy Bolton
Here, wipe your feet, will you? And oblige me that have to clean up after you. Lodgers that can't pay their rent coming and going all day... p...Rate it:

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Ross Noble: Fizzy Logic
Ross Noble
(# Heavy rock) (Cheering and applause) Thank you very much! Thank you! Ladies and gentlemen, keep your applause going for the duck head-buttin...Rate it:

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Ross Noble: Randomist
Ross Noble
(Eerie, echoing music) (Applause and cheering) (Cheering and applause) - Thank you very much! Hello! - (Applause) Thank you very much! Hello! ...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself
Jeff Dunham
(Opening) Sweet Daddy Dee: Jeff Dunham, i'm talking to you my man. This is your night and this is your time. You're gonna put the smackdown on tha...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity
Jeff Dunham
Walter: All those kids and their hipping and their hopping. Pull up your damn pants, you morons! Jeff: Second Comedy Central special, it's gonna b...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
Opening Achmed: Greetings, infidels. Please welcome Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you very much. And, unle...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
(opening) Jeff: Thank you so much! All right! Thank you. You're very kind! Thank you so much! wow, i feel i just won the nobel prize for walking o...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map
Jeff Dunham
Jeff Dunham: Five continents. 12 countries. 19 cities. 50,000 miles. Five characters. One dead terrorist. We're all over the map. (Title Card) Je...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos
Jeff Dunham
JEFF DUNHAM: I can't believe the show starts in half an hour and Achmed's late. Walter: Maybe he drowned trying to visit Bin Laden's grave. (laugh...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham: Minding The Monsters
Jeff Dunham
A.J: Storm clouds gather, darkness prowls, the moon shines full as specters howl. This scary house, this lonely road, revenge is coming, and best s...Rate it:

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Jeff, Who Lives at Home
Jay Duplass
I watched Signs again last night. It keeps getting better every time I see it. It's funny. The first time you watch it, it's hard to understan...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
Achmed: Please give up a visible American standing ovation for our host: Mr. Jeff Dunham. Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank You. Thank You. Stop. Tha...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
Achmed: Give it up for the man who let me borrow his Hummer to move a futon into my cave, Jeff Dunham. Jeff: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
Achmed: Greetings, infidels! And now make a big loud noise for Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you! Thank you so much! Thank you! Well, thank you and tha...Rate it:

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Captain America: The First Avenger
Christopher Markus
Lovingly cooked by Bakemstr You the guys from Washington? You get many other visitors out here? How long you been on site? Since this morning. ...Rate it:

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Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Christopher Markus
On your left. On your left. On my left. Got it. Don't say it. Don't you say it. - On your left. - Come on! Need a medic? I need a new set of...Rate it:

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Hamilton's America
Unknown
-Next on "Great Performances," how did a musical based on the life of an overlooked founding father become the hottest ticket in town? The sh...Rate it:

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Iron Man and Captain America: Heroes United
Henry Gilroy
1 DR. CRULER: Intruder alert! Intruder alert! Attention all hydra defense units! Proceed to the South platform. Lethal force is authorized. ...Rate it:

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Captain America: Civil War
Christopher Markus
1 Longing Rusted Seventeen Daybreak Furnace Nine Benign Homecoming One Freight car Good morning, Soldier. Ready to comply. I have a mi...Rate it:

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Mistress America
Noah Baumbach
INT. DORM ROOM. DAY A dark room. We hear movement from outside. A key in thelock. The door opens, light from the hallway silhouettesTracy as she ...Rate it:

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America
Joyce Eliason
Kids, living on the street Have you ever talked to one? Most come from homes where they're abused, often by their parents who were supposed to...Rate it:

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Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
Mike Judge
The movie begins with scenes of people screaming in horror and running down the streets of a big city. The ground shakes from what seems like gia...Rate it:

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Achmed Saves America
Jeff Dunham
Jeff: Hi, everyone. I'm Jeff Dunham. Achmed: Greetings, infidels. I am Achmed, the dead terrorist. Jeff: I have a question for you, Achmed. Achmed:...Rate it:

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Air America
John Eskow
There are no American combat forces in Laos. We are concerned by the North Vietnamese move into Laos. 50000 North Vietnamese are there at the ...Rate it:

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America Brown
Paul Black
You're good. I love you. You're everything to me. You're everything to me. Our daddy was a good man. He was crazy, but he was good. He knew ...Rate it:

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America's Most Haunted
Joe Anderson
1 "America's Most Haunted 2013" ^ (Run time : 01:24:29) Aye. I thought I was doing upstairs. You better be. I don't want to be here all night....Rate it:

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America's Sweethearts
Billy Crystal
America first fell in love with|Eddie Thomas and Gwen Harrison... ...in the box-office smash|Autumn with Greg and Peg. They had the most celebrat...Rate it:

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America: Imagine the World Without Her
Dinesh D'Souza
"September 11, 1777. "My loving wife, "these past few months away from you and Nathaniel have been difficult, "and I miss both of you terribly....Rate it:

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Birds of America
Elyse Friedman
(Morrle) My father left me thls house. And the mortgage, when I was 18. Along wlth hls flrst edltlon of Audubon Birds of America, a dylng m...Rate it:

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Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Sacha Baron Cohen
KAZAKHSTAN MINISTRY OF INFORMATION PRESENTS A KAZAKHSTAN TELEVISION PRODUCTION IN ASSOCIATION WITH BAGATOV FILMS My name Borat. I like you. ...Rate it:

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Charles Bradley: Soul of America
Unknown
One, two. One, two, three, four! If you enjoy James Brown music, you're going to have a good time tonight. We're tonight celebrating Black Velvet...Rate it:

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CIA: Comrade In America
Issabella Darville
2015 AD "Sight of the world, hear as you see the world" "The creator" Oh Godmsavior of the world" Oh! What noise is thisl! Like a cinema halll! ...Rate it:

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Coming to America
David Sheffield
Good morning, your Highness. Good morning, your Highness. Good morning, your Highness. - Happy birthday, your Highness. - Yes, it is my birthda...Rate it:

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Dear America: Letters Home from Vietnam
Richard Dewhurst
Hey, it's 104 degrees, (40C) and if that doesn't wipe you out, a jammed weapon will. Remember, guys, keep it clean and keep your head low. "H...Rate it:

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Frat Boys: Inside America's Fraternities
Unknown
1 This programme contains very strong language and scenes which some viewers may find disturbing. America's frat boys. Notorious for hard dri...Rate it:

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God Bless America
Bobcat Goldthwait
in order to get outside and get this guy in a rear naked choke, and he passes out. - Oh, fuck. Really? - Yeah. - That's terrible. - No, it wa...Rate it:

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Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party
Dinesh D'Souza
1 [D'Souza] If you make a film criticizing the most powerful man in the world, expect the empire to strike back. Empty your pockets. No cell p...Rate it:

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In America
Jim Sheridan
There's some things you should wish for... and some things you shouldn't. That's what my little brother Frankie told me. He told me I only had...Rate it:

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Kids in America
Andrew Shaifer
like Lenny Bruce and Abbie Hoffman, right? . Let me go find out you know, like, freak out the other team. In the history of cheerleading, th...Rate it:

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Laid in America
Sam Milman
Find a good hiding place. Good job, boys. Eye contact is very important when trying to seduce your partner. It's the most overlooked step by vi...Rate it:

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Leningrad Cowboys Go America
Aki Kaurismäki
That's crap. Why? Not commercial. Go to America. Over there, they swallow any kind of crap. Call my cousin. Hotel Mansfield, Manhattan. Pekk...Rate it:

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Lost in America
Monica Johnson
1EXT. HOUSE - NIGHT Sold sign is posted in front of a house. SHOT OF SIGN. CUT TO: 2INT. HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - SAME NIGHT The house is empty e...Rate it:

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Made in America
Holly Goldberg Sloan
Whoa! Hi. Hi. Hey, morning, Sarah. Watch it, lady! Hi, sarah. How you doing? Slow down! Morning. You're getting crumbs on my counter. W...Rate it:

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Missing in America
Nancy L. Babine
Get out of my way, you damn lazy dog. Here. No good worthless old mutt. Get out of my way, you damn critters. Here. Here. Worthless buzzar...Rate it:

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Morris From America
Chad Hartigan
You see what I'm saying? Yeah, it's pretty good. Pretty good? It's kind of slow. What's slow? The flow's slow? No, the beat... Is slow. It'...Rate it:

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Native America
Unknown
1 This is Cane to Mission Control, for the records. This is the next phase to complete, the... most rational method of solving the problems ...Rate it:

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Once Upon a Time in America
Leonardo Benvenuti
Where is he? Where is he hiding? I don't know. I've been looking for him since yesterday. I'm gonna ask you for the last time. Where is he? I...Rate it:

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Once Upon a Time in China and America
Cheuk-Hon Szeto
Hey Stop! Hey! Stop! Mister What is your name? Shit! It means... ...asking for your name There is a "Shit" man wanting us to stop But in s...Rate it:

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Ornette: Made in America
Unknown
You fellows just better get on out of here. We're having a big celebration. You gonna give us our money back? You just get back on over yonde...Rate it:

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Team America: World Police
Trey Parker
Oh, hello. Jean Francois? Jean Francois? Jean Francois. You in the robes. Put down the weapon of mass destruction and get on the ground. You...Rate it:

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The Killing of America
Leonard Schrader
Everything you see in this film is real, none of this is dramatized. An archer shoots to drivers of cars. Drop the gun. Drop the gun. 20-16 w...Rate it:

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The Most Hated Family in America
Louis Theroux
# I'm ashamed to be an American Where the fags can freely roam # They spread their filth around this land, every pervert calls... # 'I've been ...Rate it:

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The Most Hated Woman in America
Tommy O'Haver
1 You're watching Channel 38, Austin. Building a better Texas. Now, from your 24-hour news service, this is Good Morning Austin. People in th...Rate it:

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War Comes to America
Julius J. Epstein
WHY WE FIGH A series of seven information films WAR COMES TO AMERICA Information Film #7 Produced by the: WAR DEPARTMENT ARMY PICTORIAL SERVICE...Rate it:

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Whitey: United States of America v. James J. Bulger
Unknown
Man: Thirty years ago, my wife and I purchased a liquor license. Then we had the liquor store up and running by Christmas. We poured our heart ...Rate it:

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