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Better Watch Out
Zack Kahn
2016		Just your nose and then we're done, Mr. frost. You butt-fucker! I'm a baby. Boys! It's dinner time. Come inside please. Hey, mom. I know I s...Rate it:

(5.00 / 3 votes)
Face\Off
Mike Werb
1997		FADE IN: EXT. SKYLINE -- NIGHT Drizzling ... cold ... foggy ... gray sky vanishes into gray sea without a seam ... fog so dense w...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
Jamie Marks Is Dead
Carter Smith
2014		Mooney! Where you at, Mooney? Mooney! Mooney! Hey, don't drop your wad, you get spied on in the shower. Do it. Just do whatever faggy shit yo...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
Shaun Of The Dead
Simon Pegg
2004		Last orders, please. - Shaun. - Yeah? - Do you see what I'm saying? - Yeah, totally. I know he's your best friend but you do live w...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
Better Off Dead...
Savage Steve Holland
1985		Get... Get... Up! You missed! You missed this time, you little menace! I beat you! Morning. Honey, you're getting all upset over nothing. ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Better Than Chocolate
Peggy Thompson
1999		"I would really... love to see you naked, baby... " "I would love to... see you tremble with delight... " "I would love to... come inside your...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Dead and Gone
Harry Shannon
2008		# He was a man # # Who loved as hard as he drank... # Our favorite tune, precious. Our very own little baby-making song. I have to do this, M...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
Carl Reiner
1982		1 It was a quiet day at the Rigby Reardon Detective Agency. I had a hangover, and business was so slow I was rereading old newspapers. I was e...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
John Hughes
1986		Radio Announcer: It is a beautiful day in Chicago today, temperatures expected to reach the upper 70s. Right now 75 at the lake front, 74 at midway...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Land of the Dead
George A. Romero
2005		... dead people... ... the recently departed... Unburied human corpses are returning to life... and feeding on the living. Stay inside. Do no...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Night of the Living Dead
John A. Russo
1968		They ought to make the day the time changes the first day of summer. What? Well, it's eight o'clock and it's still light. A lot of good the e...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Ted Elliott
2006		Will! - Why is this happening? - I don't know. You look beautiful. It's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding. Make way!...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
Mo' Better Blues
Spike Lee
1990		25.000 U-N-l-V-E-R-S-A-L. Universal. Y'all been large for years.|Yo, Spike, start the movie, G. Flavor Flav, you've done it again. He's gotta c...Rate it:

(4.45 / 9 votes)
Wrong Turn 2: Dead End
Turi Meyer
2007		Hello? It's dead out here, and I'm hating you about now. - What kind of agent are you? - You'll find the road. Kimberly, look, it's 4:00 a. m....Rate it:

(4.25 / 4 votes)
Set It Off
Takashi Bufford
1996		Thank you, sir. Have a nice day. Next in line, please. Ooh, a week in Hawaii. - All right, I'll fill in for you. - Are you sure? ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 3 votes)
Dead Poets Society
Tom Schulman
1989		INT WELTON ACADAMY DINING HALL - DAY - VARIOUS SHOTS 1 CREDITS ROLL On the left is a life-sized mural depicting a group of young scho...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Doctor who the unquiet dead
Mark Gatiss
2005		[Chapel of Rest] (A small altar with a cross on it flanked by a pair of candles. The rest of the room is also candle-lit and there are arum lilies ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Fat, Sick & Nearly Dead
Joe Cross
2010		What I wanna buy is some celery. Ah, you got the tomatoes? Yeah, I got the tomatoes. How many do you want? They're two for a dollar. Ah good, ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
The Better Angels
A.J. Edwards
2014		1 Wanna know what kind of boy he was? Well, I myself, his cousin, am the only one living that knowed him that early. Knowed him the day he wa...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
The Dead Room
Kevin Stevens
2015		Well, the house is a dump. What an amazing view. Oh. We'll, we won't need that. No, we're not on the grid. There's a generator. -Okay. Anyth...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Bringing Out the Dead
Paul Schrader
1999		After World War One it was called Shell Shock. After World War Two it was called Battle Fatigue. After Vi...Rate it:

(3.50 / 4 votes)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
John Hughes
1986		1 BLACK SCREEN1 MAIN TITLES IT'S SILENT. A BEAT...AND AN EXPLOSION OF SOUND. A HOUSEHOLD IN THE MORNING. KIDS GETTING READY FOR SCHOOL. CLOCK R...Rate it:

(3.33 / 3 votes)
God's Not Dead
Hunter Dennis
2014		1 It wasn't enough No, it's not enough So just let it go J" But the angels, they brought you And they're gonna hold you up They see the fe...Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Jeff Nathanson
2017		Father's Curse. DEAD or ALIVE. THE FLYING DUTCHMAN - Father. - Henry. What have you done? - I said I'd find you. - Look at me, son. - I don'...Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)

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