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Pizza Dilevery Spongebob Season #1 Episode #3

quidward: Uhh, Mr. Krabs... Mr. Krabs: Our delivery Squid will bring it right over. [hangs up] Squidward: Mr. Krabs, we don't serve pizza. [Mr. Krabs gets a plate of Krabby patties and turns it into pizza. Then he puts it in a box] We don't deliver. Mr. Krabs: We don't deliver, [gives Squidward the

by Remy Patato

added by anonymous
3 months ago
Pickels spongebob script Season #1 Episode #2

gs] Squidward: Whatever. [Jess comes up and tells Squidward what he wants and Squidward relays order to SpongeBob] Twelve Krabby Patties on wheat buns! [SpongeBob takes a plate and patties begin to appear on the plate] SpongeBob: [at rapid speed] Bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup

by Remy Patato

added by anonymous
3 months ago
Spongebob Help Wanted Script Season #1 Episode #1

Games Movies TV Wikis Search My Account START A WIKI Encyclopedia SpongeBobia Encyclopedia SpongeBobia 14,950 PAGES ADD NEW PAGE COMMUNITY THE SHOW CHARACTERS EPISODES EXPLORE DISCUSS in: Databases, Episode transcripts, Season 1 transcripts Help Wanted (transcript) VIEW SOURCE COMMENTS (1) SH

by Remy Patato

added by anonymous
3 months ago
Boi Season #1 Episode #1

Burger Beard: "Booby Traps"? (GRUNTS) (At the far end of the temple, a dusty pirate skeleton sat on a magnificent throne, holding an old leather-bound book) (While the skeleton was holding a book, the title card faded in: THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER) (When he saw the book,

by Remy Patato

added by anonymous
3 months ago
Tom and Jerry: The Movie

(In Tom’s old house) TOM’S OWNER: Tom! Where are you, Tom? Hurry up, Tom. We’re leaving. TOM: (following his owner until he saw Jerry following him) Where d’you think you’re going? They’re calling me not you! JERRY: I… (Suddenly, Tom’s owner and the moving truck are gone) TOM: Oh, no! They’ve left

by Dennis Mark

added by anonymous
3 months ago
Der Führer's Face

GERMAN SOLDIER CHORUS When der Führer says "We is de master race" We Heil! Heil! Right in der Führer's face. Not to love der Führer is a great disgrace. So we Heil! Heil! Right in der Führer's face. (A marching band comprised of Axis soldiers is seen playing the tune.) GERMAN SOLDIER CHO

by Joe Grant

added by Someguy
3 months ago
Get Him to the Greek

BLACKNESS SFX: CLAPPING EXT. UCLA LAWN - DAY AARON GREENBERG (early 20s) is walking across the stagegetting his diploma. He could not be more excited. If youcould bottle enthusiasm, generosity of spirit and a touch ofnaivety, you would get this young gentleman. He gets hisdiploma, hugs the pre

by Nicholas Stoller

added by acronimous
3 months ago
Sideways

UNDER THE STUDIO LOGO: KNOCKING at a door and distant dog BARKING. NOW UNDER BLACK, a CARD -- SATURDAY The rapping, at first tentative and polite, grows insistent. Then we hear someone get out o

by Alexander Payne

added by acronimous
4 months ago
Split

Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday! - Oh, my God! - Anybody want this? That's what happens when you do a mercy invite. I believed you wanted to invite everyone. Dad, I can't invite everyone in my art class except for one person without social networking evidence inflicting more pain on that person

by M. Night Shyamalan

added by anonymous
4 months ago
Tea Time with Tayla Season #5

Tayla: Hey bananas! It's a very special day because we have a very special guest with us! Miss Debbie Doo! From Debbie Doo TV. Debbie Doo: Hi boys and girls! Thanks, Tayla, for letting me join in with you and your friends today. Tayla: Oh, you bet! Debbie Doo: Well, now that I'm here, what should we

by BrighterMoon Productions

added by anonymous
4 months ago

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