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The Jeff Dunham Show Season #1 Episode #3

(opening) Jeff: Thank you so much! All right! Thank you. You're very kind! Thank you so much! wow, i feel i just won the nobel prize for walking on a stage. Could you please tell my daughters that you think i'm this cool, seriously? I need to send it to 'em by text message because they are no longe

by Jeff Dunham

added by logan_s 2
1 month ago
Ghostbusters The Video Game

1. Cinematic One ================ Ray Stantz "Are you troubled by strange noises in the night?" Egon Spengler "Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?" Egon shines flashlight, the TV screen skips Peter Venkman "Have you or your family actually see

by Dan Aykroyd

added by jameslanderson
1 month ago
The Jeff Dunham Show Season #1 Episode #1

Opening Achmed: Greetings, infidels. Please welcome Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you very much. And, unless I'm allucinating, welcome to the Jeff Dunham Show. Now, a lot of folks have been wondering what the show is gonna be. Well, for those here who know wh

by Jeff Dunham

added by logan_s 2
1 month ago
Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself

(Opening) Sweet Daddy Dee: Jeff Dunham, i'm talking to you my man. This is your night and this is your time. You're gonna put the smackdown on that crowd like 50 cent. Uh. You're gonna get it crunk like usher. Jeff Dunham: Like the ushers? Sweet Daddy Dee: Oh man, i gotta think white, think white

by Jeff Dunham

added by logan_s 2
1 month ago
Six Feet Under Season #2 Episode #12

Very beautiful. The coronation time. - Encyclopedia Brown, are you snooping? - No, it was open. "Fuck me harder, surfer boy, with your fat little crooked cock "and your please-tell-me-you're-not-serious shaved balls. " - This is pretty out there, Bren. - Not really. Have you had sex w

by Alan Ball

added by acronimous
1 month ago
Achmed Saves America

Jeff: Hi, everyone. I'm Jeff Dunham. Achmed: Greetings, infidels. I am Achmed, the dead terrorist. Jeff: I have a question for you, Achmed. Achmed: I am all ears, without actual ears. Jeff: All right. Who's your favorite cartoon character? Achmed: Is this a trick question? Jeff: No. Seriously, who i

by Jeff Dunham

added by logan_s 2
1 month ago
Wes Craven’s

FADE IN: INT. BOILER ROOM DEEP, GRIM MUSIC in ULTRA-STEREO, SUPERSATURATED COLORS, CAMERA MOVES SLICK AND OMINOUS, as we BEGIN A SERIES OF CLOSE SHOTS OF GRIMY HANDS. BUILDING -- A STEEL HAND, shining dully in the dark shadows of a filthy boiler room

by Wes Craven

added by jameslanderson
1 month ago
Wes Craven’s New Nightmare

FADE IN: INT. BOILER ROOM DEEP, GRIM MUSIC in ULTRA-STEREO, SUPERSATURATED COLORS, CAMERA MOVES SLICK AND OMINOUS, as we BEGIN A SERIES OF CLOSE SHOTS OF GRIMY HANDS. BUILDING -- A STEEL HAND, shining dully in the dark shadows of a filthy boiler room

by Wes Craven

added by jameslanderson
1 month ago
Trespass

[Gunshots] Check the replay. Slow-mo. I told you that motherfucker was scandalous. Now we get to break him off some. He wouldn't have did it if he didn't have somebody in Houston to help

by Bob Gale and Robert Zemeckis

added by jameslanderson
1 month ago
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

[First lines] August 18, 1973. News of a bizarre, chainsaw-wielding family - reports which were to ignite the world's imagination - began to filter out of central Texas. Regrettably, not one of the family members was ever apprehended, and for more than ten years nothing further was heard. Then, over

by Kim Henkel

added by MartyMcFly
1 month ago

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