Hiding Evidence

Season #Season 1 Episode #2

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(Everybody is standing around Lauren who is Zoey's mom panicking)

Yvonne:
What do we do

Lauren :
Whatever it takes

Zoey:
Why did you do this

Lauren:
Because your father is full of sh*t

Zoey:
What did he do that was so bad

Lauren:
He slept with another woman

Zoey:
Did you have to kill him

Lauren:
Wait for it in our house

Zoey:
Good job mom

Brenda:
So she can kill him

Robert:
Wait I'm confused

Zoey:
Honey ain't know the half

Larry:
So what is going on

Zoey:
Well Anthony is not gay and my mom is going to jail

Larry:
He isn't oh

(Larry puts his whip down )

Zoey:
Come on tell me why is that this had to happen now , couldn't have waited for thursday

Lauren:
Y'all did this

Zoey:
Y'all

Amber:
Yeah

Zoey:
Hell no my mom did

Lauren:
It is the principal

Zoey:
I know

Yvonne:
So you kill him

Lauren:
Do you want me to kill you

Amber:
How the hell did this happen

Zoey:
Well amber people like you

Lauren:
That is true

Amber:
I apologized

Zoey:
And saved yourself from a ass whoopin'

Robert:
So what do you wanna do

Zoey:
First of all put some real clothes on Larry

Larry:
But Anthony

Zoey:
Is not gay

Anthony:
Why the hell would i be

Miles:
You look so sad right now

(Amber is drinking wine as everybody is panicking and then turn to look at her )

Zoey:
Are you serious

Amber:
What I've had along day

Zoey:
Well you bout to get foot in yo ass

Anthony:
She just got ghetto

Lauren:
Oh you don't know what ghetto is

(Anthony runs to the other room to find a hiding spot from the cops )

Lauren:
Where is he going

Zoey:
Hiding

Lauren:
He does know the cops don't know where we live

Zoey:
No

Lauren:
Poor Anthony

(Theme Music)

(In the bedroom with anthony and robert and Yvonne)

Yvonne:
Well

Zoey:
There is no well

Yvonne:
Look this didn't have to happen

Zoey:
You shouldn't have

Yvonne:
Well

Zoey:
Do you wanna die

Yvonne:
No

Anthony:
Look we will try our best to hide

her

Robert:
Yes

Zoey:
Um hm

Yvonne:
Y'all ok

Robert:
Are you

Yvonne:
No

Robert:
Its ok

(Back in the living room lauren and larry and amber are in a awkward situation)

Larry:
Sometimes i feel people just don't like gays

Lauren :
Well some people don't know y'alls worth

Larry:
Watcha gotta do for me

Amber:
Watcha talkin bout larry

Larry:
Ha you bastard

Amber:
I'm drunk off my ass

Lauren:
You know it slutty sh*t like that gets people killed

Amber:
Sorry

Lauren:
No no no bull sh*t

Larry:
But my ass needs to be penetrated

Lauren :
Why are we talking about this

Amber:
This is just wow

Larry:
Go to hell

Amber:
Is your husband hot

Lauren:
That depends do you wanna get shot

Amber:
Piece of sh*t

Lauren:
What you call me

Amber:
Nothing

Lauren:
Umhm dumb hoe

(Brenda and Miles are together by the window)

Miles:
Maybe after this we can get it

Brenda:
No

Miles:
Why not

Brenda:
Because you not my type

Miles:
You into threesomes

Brenda:
Sometimes

Miles:
Well ok momma

Brenda:
Get away from me

Miles:
Why

Brenda:
Because you are a ass hole get it you are an ass hole

Miles:
Well i never

Brenda:
And you never will with me

(Brenda gets up and leaves)

(Yvonne and Zoey are in the kitchen now)

Zoey:
Why did this have to happen

Yvonne:
Why did we have to move

Zoey:
We were just brainstorming

Yvonne:
Well ok

Zoey:
Ok

Yvonne:
Bullshit

Zoey:
Well i just i hope that ...

(Phone rings)

Zoey:
Its not me

Yvonne:
Its me

(Yvonne answers the phone)

(Yvonne Speaks:

Hello hi.

Hi mom

Are you ok

Look i just

Look

Come on

Did you

Mom

But dad did it

Well he is punta

I'm sorry momma

I didn't mean it

Well bye mom )

(Yvonne hangs up and sighs in disbelief)

Zoey:
What happened

Yvonne:
My mom just might get deported

Zoey:
Why

Yvonne:
Because my dad raped a woman and was arrested and they digged in his history and found out that he and my mom are mexicans

Zoey:
So what about you

Yvonne:
I'm from America

Zoey:
Oh and they have to leave

Yvonne:
They don't deserve this ,my mom doesn't

Zoey:
I'm sorry

Yvonne:
Well your mom should hold in there

Zoey:
I hope so she looks so scared

Yvonne:
Because she murdered some body

(Lauren and larry back in the living room alone)

Lauren:
So what is it like

Larry:
For

Lauren:
To be gay

Larry:
Fun

Lauren:
Well i should try it

Larry:
Don't talk to me talk to amber

Lauren:
Um

Larry:
She would do anything for sex

Lauren:
Well maybe , no i can't do it

Larry:
Well you missing out

Lauren:
I got what you getting

Larry:
Its good to huh

Lauren:
Very

(Brenda and amber are in the bathroom sitting on the floor )

Brenda:
This is so crazy

Amber:
Well

Brenda:
Well what

(Amber throws up in the toilet)

Brenda:
Ugh

(Anthony and Robert are coming out the room talking )

Robert:
Well when we do i hope it works

Anthony:
Well whatever you decide i hope it makes you happy

Robert:
Yeah i really smoothie

(Someone knocks on the door )

Lauren:
Oh no the poe poe

Larry:
Yeah and you going to jail

Lauren:
Uh uh

(Lauren runs out the room)

(Zoey opens the door)

Zoey:
What you need officer

Fake Officer:
Have you seen a woman by the name of lauren

Zoey:
Have you seen your badge if so where is it

Fake officer:
Uh

Zoey:
Uh well when you figure it out come back

(She slams the door in his face)

Zoey:
He's gone momma

(Lauren looks back in the room )

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