Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

Synopsis: The turtles find out where the Ooze, the substance which made them mutate, came from. Unfortunately Shredder learns about it too, and uses it to enhance himself. So the turtles have to prove again who's the better ninja fighter.
Director(s): Michael Pressman
Production: WARNER BROTHERS PICTURES
  3 wins & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.0
Metacritic:
45
Rotten Tomatoes:
32%
PG
Year:
1991
88 min
2,041 Views


[RAP MUSIC PLAYING]

MAN [OVER RADIO]: Broken down

and blocked up the whole street.

- Okay, lady, two slices for you.

MAN:
Move it up, come on.

Come on.

Keno.

Yo, Keno.

Come on, huh? Saddle up.

We got another order

for that O'Neil woman.

Are you kidding me? Again?

She should be buying it wholesale.

- Don't forget, do the dishes.

- Okay. Yeah.

- Keno, be careful.

KENO:
Okay.

WOMAN:

So anyway, last Saturday night...

- Hey, ladies.

- It's Broadway and, like...

Which one of you lucky girls

gets a ride with me tonight?

Dream on, dweeb.

Yeah, okay.

But when I do, I'll dream

of something a little thinner. Ha, ha, ha.

April O'Neil.

MAN 1:

That's nice.

MAN 2:

Stack her over here.

MAN 3:

Six boxes.

- Hold it.

- Huh?

You guys are under arrest.

What are you, night security?

Well, no. Actually, I'm, uh, pizza delivery.

Cut me a break.

[GRUNTING]

KENO:

Down we go.

Stay down.

Did I mention I study martial arts?

MAN 4:

Okay, let's move it out.

MAN 5:
Hey.

MAN 6:
Hey, hey, hey.

- What do you think this guy is?

MAN 7:
Let's get him.

- Help?

MAN 6:
Yeah.

MAN 7:

You're gonna need it, kid.

Come on.

[GRUNTING]

MAN 8:
Let's get out of here. Let's go.

MAN 9:
Move it. Move it.

Awesome.

Hey.

Wicked.

[CHUCKLING]

- Eclectic. Heh-heh.

- Yeah, ha.

Eclectic? Jeez. Whoa.

Oops.

- Look out.

- Hey.

Let me go. What are you doing?

Sorry, kid. It's for your own good.

KENO:
Let me out of here.

MAN 9:
Go.

Yeah.

Get along there, little doggy.

[WHIP CRACKS]

Rawhide. RoboCop.

Come on.

Yeehaw.

Ninja cowboy.

Oh, you dudes wanna play too?

Heh-heh. Wait, wait, wait.

Check this.

Walk the Dog.

That's pretty good, huh?

And then Around the World.

Hey, hey. Now you see them,

now you don't.

Missed.

Ha.

Ooh. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Huh?

Ha, ha, ha.

Hey.

- Yeah.

- Hey.

Hey, ooh, ah, ooh, ooh.

[CHUCKLING]

Rawr.

[ROARING]

MICHAELANGELO:

Missed me.

Whoa, whoa.

The missing link.

[CLANKING AND GRUNTING]

You want a pickle? I'll give you a pickle.

Combat cold cuts! Whoa!

[GRUNTING]

- Yah!

MAN:
Let's get out of here!

And next time I'll use mustard. Ha.

Hey.

Hey, dude. Give me your hand.

Come on.

Who? What? Where? Huh?

Well, that leaves out why and when,

doesn't it?

[CHUCKLING]

Yeah. It's a good thing we saw you

coming in here from the roof...

- Hey, Mikey.

- I mean from across the stree...

Hey.

Jeez.

- Look, kid, find a phone and call the police.

- Are you okay?

- We'll start tying them up.

KENO:
Yeah, but l...

Yeah, yeah, but good.

Go.

Kids.

Come on.

[HUMMING]

Okay, just hurry up.

There's a ton of these guys.

Okay, bye.

[MEN GROANING]

- Hope we can find a cab.

- There are lots of cabs.

- It's impossible this time of night.

MAN:
Hey, I know you.

- You're, uh...

- April O'Neil.

April O'Neil, yeah. The newslady.

So how are things

in the action-news biz?

- Pretty tiring, mostly.

- Well, honey, if you cut back...

...on the heavy aerobics

and all that jumping and yelling...

- It's all right.

- I find it disturbing.

- Here, let me get that for you.

- Oh. Oh, right.

Right. My aerobics. I'll do that.

- Bye.

MAN:
Good night, April.

- Was that necessary?

- I saw her on TV.

- A skirt walks by, all of a sudden...

- Will you stop?

[GASPS]

Oh.

Michaelangelo.

Leonardo.

Donatello.

And Raphael.

The rat is the cleanest one.

[MICHAELANGELO LAUGHING]

LEONARDO:
Oh, yeah.

MICHAELANGELO:
Woo-hoo.

Whoa, primo workout, dudes.

- Yeah.

RAPHAEL:
We showed those guys, huh?

- Muy primo, bros.

- Yeah.

DONATELLO:

Turtle-riffic.

Maximondo.

A cappella.

- Huh?

- Huh?

Uh, perestroika?

- Oh.

- Hmm.

Okay, I got it:
Fr

[SINGING "FRERE JACQUES"]

Donny, give it up.

Aw.

[SNICKERING]

- Hi, guys.

- Yo, April.

- Put it in. Yeah.

- Hey.

[IN ITALIAN ACCENT]

We brought dinner. Mwah.

- Let's eat.

- [IN NORMAL VOICE] Over here.

- Pizza.

- Yup.

- Again.

LEONARDO:
Pepperoni.

- Please, please. A moment to reflect.

- Ah.

[SNIFFING]

[SIGHING]

- Okay, a slice.

- Enjoy.

Ninja pizza.

Ninja pizza?

- Pizza that vanish quickly without trace.

- Ah.

- Here you go.

- Yo, Mikey, toss me a ninja slice.

- Donny, Statue of Liberty.

- Yeah.

- Come on, throw it.

MICHAELANGELO:
Go for it.

- Over here. Here.

- Mike, no.

RAPHAEL:
I'm right here.

APRIL:
Please don't.

RAPHAEL:
He's at the 40. He's at the 20.

APRIL:
Donny.

He looks. He rolls back.

- And he goes. He goes deep.

- Donatello, stop.

Aha. Touchdown. Yeah.

[IN UNISON]

Yeah.

So any luck finding

a new place to live yet?

Well, you know, in this market

it's actually very difficult...

...to find good subterranean housing.

Hey, we could always go back

to the old sewer den.

- Well...

LEONARDO:
Oh, yeah. Right, Raph.

It's a little tough...

...when about 500 members

of the Foot Clan know where you live.

- He's right.

RAPHAEL:
What? We kicked their butts.

They're all in jail.

Besides, we took out the Shredder...

...so what's everybody

so worried about anyway?

- He's right.

- No, Splinter took out the Shredder.

- They're both right.

RAPHAEL:
Yeah, yeah.

I was there, Leo. Remember?

Old Shred did a swan dive

with a half gainer...

...right into the back of a garbage truck.

[SHRIEKS]

SPLINTER:

Raphael.

Come away from there.

- Jeez, I was just...

- Never forget who you are.

You are ninja.

You must always practice

the art of invisibility.

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Kevin Eastman

Kevin Brooks Eastman (born May 30, 1962) is an American comic book artist and writer, best known for co-creating Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with Peter Laird. Eastman is also the editor and publisher of the magazine Heavy Metal. more…

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