Jaws 3-D

(Crunch)

(Highest girl) Come on, slow poke!

Don't lean forward!

Don't lean forward!

(Laughing)

(Man ) Come on, Overman.

Give us a break, will you?

Look at the clown

in the jockey shorts!

Kelly, come on. Pay attention.

Hey, girls!

Do it like this! Ooh!

(Man ) Damn it, Kelly! Do the job!

Next time we're goin'

right into the lagoon.

The lagoon is my favourite! (Laughs )

Damn boat.

l flooded the... Damn boat!

(Girl) Come on, Richie.

l got a date tonight!

(Skier) Through the gate!

(Richie ) Come on, baby.

OK, guys, here we go.

Oh! That's right. Good.

(Woman ) You've been chosen

for your neatness,

courtesy toward others

and your Southern grace.

We enforce our dress code here,

so keep your hair and nails trimmed.

And, please,

don't alter your costumes.

Once you've got your Sea World

guide apparel,

the shorts are short enough.

(Girl giggles )

Show any cheek and you'll be back

shovellin' french fries.

(Girls giggling)

Now, let's continue with our welcome

speech again. All together now.

(All) Welcome to Sea World,

the world's largest marine life park.

Above and below the surface

of our unique Undersea Kingdom...

(Man ) The park opens on Saturday.

All this week has been,

and continues to be, preview week,

during which family and friends

attend Sea World as our guests.

This is the Undersea Kingdom,

four years under construction,

at a cost of more than $34 million.

Four pressurised viewing tunnels

radiate out into the lagoon.

There's the Sunken Spanish Galleon,

Jonah's Marine Fun House,

the Deepwater Coral Forest,

all connected to Central Control.

And a deluxe restaurant and lounge,

all 40 feet below the surface.

The complex is built

in our manmade lagoon,

which connects to the ocean

by a deep channel.

The new additions to Sea World

are the brainchild

of entrepreneur Calvin Bouchard.

(Kelly) Hi, guys!

(Girl) Now you can close the gate.

(Gate motor whirring)

(Thud)

(Man ) Jesus!

Overman, l thought you said

those tracks were secure.

Hey, l welded

the damn thing myself.

(Worker) Something's

hung the gate up.

(2nd worker) Better get Brody.

He'll be pissed.

Whoo!

(Guy ) Here's the lagoon.

Set up for the turn.

(PR man ) l call your attention

to the Sea World skiers,

who are entering the lagoon

in a preview

of the opening day ceremonies.

(Reporters chattering, indistinct)

Here come my pride and joy.

(Female reporter)

Can we talk to Mr Bouchard?

- Beautiful. Just beautiful!

- (Girl skier) Hi!

(Man ) ..this exciting complex.

We WOULD like to avoid

references to his colourful past.

(Woman ) Did the Undersea Kingdom

really cost $30 million?

Aren't those kids great?

Mr Bouchard, is there anything

special goin' on openin' day?

Well, this afternoon, at the main

gate, we'll be pleased to announce...

the welcomin' of Mr Philip FitzRoyce.

Oh, really? ls that true?

No lie, he gonna be here.

Now, we got drinks at the bar.

They free. Come on, follow me.

(Reporters laugh)

- What's it look like?

- lt's off the track.

- How'd that happen?

- l can't tell, but she is jammed.

Just wouldn't close, Mike.

(Overman ) Now what do we do?

Somethin' knocked the

son-of-a-b*tch right off the track.

Just secure the damn gate, all right?

- Think you can handle that?

- On overtime, maybe.

You got enough overtime.

- Your party.

- You buy the beer, Brody.

Well, look, you're in charge.

See you guys later.

l got more important things to do.

- No overtime.

- OK. See you, Mike.

(Shouting) No overtime!

(All shouting, laughing) No overtime!

(Dolphins clicking)

(Clicking loudly)

(Clicking continues )

(Dolphins clicking, cage rattling)

Hi, Mike.

- Oh. Ah. Hey, Dan.

- Hey.

Havin' gate problems?

The dolphins tried

to open them again.

- Where's the boss?

- Up with Shamu.

Thanks.

(Woman ) Come on, Cindy.

Come on, Sandy. Come on.

- Hey, Liz.

- Hey. Come on.

lt's the boss hard hat.

Where's your boots?

l only wear 'em to bed

and in the shower.

- Where's Kay?

- She's down that way.

Yee-hah! Ride 'em, cowgirl.

- Hi, Mike!

- Hey!

- l'll be with you in a minute.

- All right.

Use your spurs.

Hey, Liz!

Good boy. That was nice!

- Hey.

- Hey!

Liz, he did that great. l don't wanna

do it again. Do me a favour.

Put Cindy and Sandy

in the lagoon for a run.

OK.

- How you doin'?

- Great.

Hey, you. Come here.

(Shamu squeaks )

Come here, kiddo.

That's the feeding place.

- ls this whale house-broken yet?

- Nope.

- Then he can't come to dinner.

- You takin' me to dinner?

Soon as we pick up my brother.

When's Sean coming?

We're gonna meet him

at the main gate.

(Dan ) Kathy.

Cindy and Sandy don't wanna go.

Am l gonna lose you

to a couple of neurotic fish?

- Mammals.

- Mammals. Mammals.

(Dan ) Something's bugging 'em.

lt's play time. They'll be

beggin' us tomorrow. Put 'em up.

You got it.

- l'm begging you tonight.

- You don't have to beg.

Take me to dinner!

All right. Let's try sushi.

- Mike!

- l'll change.

Come here. Who's a good boy?

Are you a good boy?

Yes, you're a good boy.

(Shamu gurgles )

And you get a fish.

(Calvin ) Ladies and gentlemen,

here he is now.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Philip

FitzRoyce, with a capital R,

is here to film us, meet our resident

day scientific staff.

- Hey, what's this?

- Oh, no.

Philip the Great.

l am able to combine

business with pleasure,

which, they tell me, is the secret

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