Ernest Saves Christmas
- PG
- Year:
- 1988
- 95 min
- 330 Views
"Deck the hall with boughs ofholly "
"Fa-la-la-la-la | la-la-la-la "
" 'Tis the season to bejolly "
"Fa-la-la-la-la | la-la-la-la "
"Don we now our gay apparel "
"Fa-la-la, la-la-la | la-la-la "
" Troll the ancient yuletide carol "
"Fa-la-la-la-la | la-la-la-la ""
"Here we come a-wassailing "
"Here we come a-wandering "
"So fair to be seen "
"Love andjoy come to you "
"And to you,your wassail, too "
"And God bless you "
"And send you a happy new year "
"And God send you | a happy new year "
" God bless the master | of this house "
"Likewise, the mistress too "
"And all the little children "
" That 'round the table go "
"Love andjoy come to you "
"And to you,your wassail, too "
"And God bless you "
"And send you | a happy new year "
"And God send you | a happy new year ""
" Oh, Christmas tree "
" Oh, Christmas tree "
" Thou tree most fair and lovely "
" Oh, Christmas tree "
" Oh, Christmas tree "
" Thou tree most fair and lovely "
"A sign of peace at Christmastime "
"Spreads hope and gladness | far and wide "
" Oh, Christmas tree "
" Oh, Christmas tree "
" Thou tree most fair and lovely ""
- First time in Orlando? | - Oh, no.
I fly in once a year.
Of course, | I usually come in a different way.
- Where are you from? | - Up north.
Me, too. | Toronto.
Really?
- What line of work are you in? | - Toys, mostly.
No fooling? | You been in it long?
- Longer than you can imagine. | - I hear that.
Priscilla, come back here.
You here on business?
I'm here to appoint | a replacement;
someone to take over my duties.
Unfortunately, a person | with the right qualifications...
is difficult to find.
Well, it's a smart cookie...
that knows when to hang up | the old cleats.
Oh, it's time.
I'm afraid I really should have | done this last year.
I don't think I've quite...
got the magic for another trip.
That's how I feel every time | they send me to Pittsburgh.
You know, there was a time | when I could remember...
every name on my list.
- A lot of contacts? | - Oh, all over the world.
Now I have trouble recalling...
who was naughty | and who was nice;
who asked for a toy truck,
and who wanted a bicycle.
Sounds like a database problem.
[Jingle ]
[ Ernest ] | " Oh, Christmas tree "
" Oh, Christmas tree "
" Oh, Christmas tree | Oh, Christmas tree "
" Oh, Christmas tree | Oh, Christmas tree "
" Oh, Christmas tree | Oh, Christmas tree "
" Oh, Christmas tree-- "
Hey, buddy, hurry up.! | I gotta get to the airport.
Don't worry, mister. | We'll make that plane.
I have lived my life | in the fast lane.
I have an almost | supernatural feel...
for the road | beneath my tires.
- Ha, ha! Thrill driver! | - [ Tires Screech ]
[ Ernest ] | Reminds me of my old days...
on the ''figure-8''track.
''In car 9, it's Ernest P. Worrell, | the screamin'demon.!
He's going for his second | track record tonight.!''
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoaaaa.!
- [ Tires Screech ] | - Hey, mister.! Mister.!
I told him about that seat belt.
Hey mister, | you can't get out here!
Fun is fun, | but you've got a plane to catch!
[ Grunts ]
Nice bag. Gucci?
Gunny! Get it?
Next in line.
I hate this job.
Is something wrong?
Is this your real name?
It's the name | I'm known by, yes.
Sure.
Why not?
Thanks, Skippy.
[ Ernest ] | We'll catch that plane, mister.
We'll make it. | Don't worry.
[ Ernest ] | We'll be airborne before you know it.
Ahhhh!
[ Crunch ]
Hey,you.!
Touch down.!
- [ Shouting ] | - It's not my fault!
Well sir, | I think we made it.
You're gonna make | that flight after all.
Come on, mister,
this is no time to take a nap.
You're gonna miss your flight.
[ Shouting ]
Yes, sir, when it comes | to driving skills,
nobody can beat | Ernest P. Worrell.
[ Rip-pp ]
Uh-oh.
Here. Fold this up. | Kick some of these in here.
Yes, sir, curb to counter.
It's him!
Just a little extra service | us independents have to do...
to keep up with the big guys.
- Whoa! | - You forgot your carry-on.
Here, you'll need a jacket.
[ Shouting ]
You'd better take | this other suitcase.
Have a nice day!
[ Shouting ]
What a place.
Christmastime, | and it's 80 degrees.
Yes, I'm used to | a colder climate myself.
You know what I'd really like | for Christmas?
- Snow. | - Snow?
I could have sworn | you wanted a CD player.
- I'd better make a note of that. | - [ Car Horn ]
There's my wife. | I've got to go.
Are you going to be okay? | It was nice meeting you.
I've made a note | about that snow.
Taxi!
Mister, I'm a taxi.
Here, you got one.
I'll take those.
[ Shouting ]
Where to?
Orlando Children's Museum.
Hey, come back here!
Ha! Ha!
Bobby, we've got 9 crates on hold,
and they've got to be | picked up on the 2 4th.
I can't believe it!
would be working on the 2 4th?
That's Christmas eve.
I'll tell you who.
''We'' who, that's who.
Rain, sleet, hail, | the Super Bowl,
the 4th ofJuly.
Bobby, if it weren't for us,
- this airline would never | get off the ground. | - [ Crunch ]
Ain't that right, Bobby?
I guess if you want things | done right,
you gotta do it yourself.
[ Groan ]
Yo, Bob!
Break's over.
[ Groan ]
Sun gettin' to you?
Yes, it's not as bright at night.
I'm usually here at night.
Here you go. | I always keep an extra pair.
Oh, thank you, Ernest.
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