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Cabin Fever
Hey, boy.
Hey, boy!
Come on, boy.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey, fella.
- Whoo!|- Whoo!
No more f***ing finals!
Hey, don't do it!|Don't go to college.
It's a f***ing scam.|It f***ing sucks!
- Bert, got any more smokes?|- No.
Bert:
So I'm fat. So what?|I hope she's not anorexic.Put her there, sport!
What's the matter?|Cat got your tongue?
- Jesus!|- God damn it, Dennis, no!
No, Dennis, no!
No, don't hit him|or anything.
Everybody knows not|to sit next to Dennis.
- He'll give you tetanus.|- Maybe you should make a sign.
There's a stream around back,|if you want to wash your hand.
I'll get you a towel.
Hey, pal,
do you think it's a smart idea|leaving your kid here
where he might be|a danger to people?
What are you saying exactly?
I'm just saying,|if such an incident
were to bring about a "lawsuit,"
- you might be held liable.|- Jeff, save it for law school.
Cute kid.
Hey.
What's your name?
Yeah!
Man:
If you're interested|in really good glasswork,it's cheap,|but it's an antique.
Some of those bottles|up there
are dated|before the Civil War.
And over there,|I used to have-
in that empty space,|I used to have
some of the prettiest|Shirley Temple bottles I've ever seen.
And this woman came in here|with the palsy, the poor soul.
She thought|they were so cute,
and she reached for them|and knocked every one down
and broke them all|to damn pieces.
So I took her in the back and gave her|some coke and ammonia.
I thought she was|gonna have a spell.
We should get something|for your mom to say thanks.
How about some fox piss?
- My mom would love fox piss.|- Oh Lord, don't drop that.
If you do,|that's powerful stuff.
All the foxes around|would come down here.
You'd have friends|you'd never had before.
You all here for a vacation?
Jeff:
Yeah, we're renting|a cabin for a week.That's nice. And if you go|in the woods...
- be very careful.|- Why, what's in the woods?
Tommy, get those kids|their sandwiches.
They're all wrapped up.
- So, what's the fox urine for?|- That's for foxes.
- What's the rifle for?|- That's for n*ggers.
Okay, let's see.|Let's give you those sandwiches now.
I think we're about ready|to get y'all out of here.
- That's $56 even.|- Okay.
Anything I can do|for you, friend?
No, I think that's...
Thank you.
You all have|a good vacation now.
- You too.|- Come back and see me.
Thanks a lot, man.|You have a nice day.
Jeff:
Did that guy|just say, "n*gger"?Marcy:
Yeah, you|don't have to repeat it.You can call it the "n" word.
Hey.
Boy, you want to give me|one good reason
why you would steal|a Snickers bar.
The nougat?
Sorry, man.|My bad.
All right. Enjoy.
Thanks.
What?
Moron.
Jeff:
|What's wrong with you, dude?Bert:
Sorry.I should burn his f***ing|store down, the racist f***!
- Marcy:
All right, make a left.|- Jeff: Here?- Marcy:
Make a left.|- Jeff: Where else am I gonna go?- Jeff:
Oh, and then down here...|- Bert: Stop the car!Stop, stop!
I left my Mott's apple juice|back at the store!
- Women:
Oh my God.|- Come on!- Paul:
No, we're not going back.|- Come on!Paul:
I'm sure this river|is in the map, right?Yes!
Paul:
There's no way|that this is on the map.Karen:
It is on the map.|Do you want to look?This map's for Cincinnati.
Karen:
Shut up.Jeff:
Fine, f*** it.|We'll go this way.Marcy:
|Oh my gosh. Wow."Welcome, y'all.
Enjoy your vacation|from all of us
Oh my God, Jeff,|check it out.
It's so cute- this little room,|this little bed...
lts view is so beautiful.
The view of the shrubs...
and the bush|and the antlers.
It's gonna be so perfect.|We're here for a week,
and there's no one|to bother us.
Who's up for a dip?
We're- they're-
Yeah. Safe sex.
- Eh, Paul?|- Yeah?
Have fun.
It's kind of sweet,|you know?
They seem pretty in love.
Bert, what the hell is that?
Huh? I'm gonna go shoot|some squirrels.
Why would you want|to kill squirrels?
- 'Cause they're gay.|- Don't be a f***ing retard.
Kidding. I don't care if|they're gay or straight.
- I'll kill them either way.|- Will you be careful with that?
Would you relax, man?|It's a f***ing BB gun. Relax.
Sorry.
So, Karen...
how long have we|known each other?
Seventh grade, right?
Yeah.
I was thinking, we've known|each other for so long,
and even though we-
Karen:
That's hot!And, even though we've|always been good friends,
we never actually-
I've always thought|you were really cool.
Hey, race you to the raft.
La la la la la|la la la la
La la la la la|la la la la la la...
F***!
Jeff:
Oh my God!La la la la la|la la la la la la...
Oh, feels f***ing great!
- You like that?|- Yeah!
Jeff:
I'm sorry.|Oh yeah!So you know Ken Webb?
Yeah.
Short, greasy Ken.
The guy with the CDs, right?
Yeah.
He tried to kiss me.
- He did?|- Yeah.
Two days ago.
This guy I've known|for 12 years,
he's a family friend.
He puts his hands|on my face,
full-on tongue!|It was so gross!
Why, was it gross because|you've known him for so long or...
'cause he's gross?
No, it was definitely him.
I don't know. When you've known|someone a long time,
you just want to kiss them just|to see if they're a good kisser.
There's nothing wrong|with that, right?
No.
- Where are you going?|- What's it look like?
- I thought we were kissing.|- Yeah, we were.
So-
so what, you like me now?|Is this like a date?
Don't be gay.
Come back, Mr. Woodchuck.
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