Buddy

March 5, 1:
30 a.m.

Elisabeth claims that I snore.

Ridiculous.|I'll show her!

Saturday, January 7. Geir and I just|moved in with a guy called Stig Inge.

And this place is incredibly tidy.

It's like moving in|to some old lady's place.

February 2. Geir and I just found|a perfect new roommate.

- Welcome, John Goodman!|- He looks just like Stig Inge.

- This other bakery is better.|- No one's there!

Here's the subway entrance.

Look out for the baby carriage!

One more time.

Don't do that!

You have to sweep it out, like this.

Ticket inspection!

He called my bluff.

April 3.|My first kebab at the Tyen Center.

- Just try a different one.|- But I always buy this type.

- There's no difference.|- Of course there is!

April 6. We forgot our key again,|but Geir has a solution.

How's it going, Geir?

Watch this.

Stig Inge,|where is the Raga Rockers CD?

Will they make you work this early|every day?

I think it's about time|I gave you my spare keys.

Want them?

Sure.

I'll call you later.|Bye.

- What do I do now?|- Just give them back to her.

Say, "Sorry,|things are happening too fast."

Everything's perfect,|so why does she have to change it?

Is she looking this way?

Nobody's driving the car, Geir.

- Who was that?|- Some chick I...

And I ask for your advice?

- Give me another sheet.|- Maybe I could just lose those keys.

- So are we moving in together now?|- Just tell her you need some space.

That's what you need.

- You like her, right?|- Sure.

But do I need keys to prove that?

It isn't that high.

It seems high from here.

Go ahead.

I leave you my stereo, Kristoffer.

Wait.

One, two...

Three!

How awesome was that?

- What's going on?|- Uh... I just dropped something.

Kristoffer!

What happened?

Bye!

- What kind of place is this?|- A PR agency, I think.

Go inside|and tell her who wears the pants.

Hi, I just...

Excuse me a second.|I'll be right back.

- I'm in the middle of a meeting.|- I need to talk to you.

We called about that clogged toilet|two hours ago.

Nikolai, this is Kristoffer.

- Oh, so that's you.|- Nikolai is my boss.

Come with me.

- Nice place.|- What did you want?

I like you a lot.|You know that.

I just feel we're rushing things|a little bit.

Maybe it's a little early|for spare keys -

- and all that|"moving in together" stuff.

It just seems like a lot of|responsibility, with keys and...

What do you think?

OK.

You agree?

Things are great the way they are,|so why mess with that?

I guess I left the keys in the car.|Want me to get them?

- I'll come by after work.|- Great. We could go see a movie.

They're waiting for me.|I have to go.

I'll check what movies are running.

Kristoffer.

Jesus Christ!

Look at this cheap bag.

Kristoffer leads 9-8.

- Could you get that, Stig Inge?|- I'm doing the dishes.

Please?|We're in the middle of a game.

Just a minute.

- Did you check the movies?|- No.

We can get a paper on the way.

I think we should break up.

- Break up?|- Our relationship is going nowhere.

- Does it have to go anywhere?|- I don't see a future in this.

No future?|But I love you!

I have to go.|Sorry.

Elisabeth!

Thursday, August 23.

I just discovered you can't commit|suicide by holding your breath.

Roadside Urban Analysis.|Helene speaking.

This is... Jarle Hansen.|Is Elisabeth there?

Uh... One moment.

Hi.|Where should I put my stuff?

- Henriette?|- Hi!

- I'm Stig Inge. Welcome.|- Could you keep it down?

Here's your room.

I'm on the phone!

Kristoffer? This is Nikolai.|Call here again, and you'll be sorry!

- Clean apartment.|- We like it like that.

You'd think three girls lived here.

- What's going on?|- That's Bnna's little sister.

- Thanks for asking me.|- I thought I did.

She's only staying for a few weeks.|And it's Stig Inge's apartment.

Isn't that nice?

- Is there a problem?|- He's just heartbroken.

And your longest relationship|lasted two hours!

- You're going sailing?|- To New Zealand.

- Have you been there?|- I lived there for six months.

In addition to Angola, Jamaica,|Dubai, Switzerland, and Hamar.

And here at Tyen.|This center has everything.

- Hardly.|- It does!

- Let me show you around.|- Want to go to a party first?

Uh... I think I forgot to turn off|the oven. You guys go ahead.

Should we call him,|tell him where the party is?

- What is it?|- He never leaves Tyen Center.

- We haven't known him that long.|- But the rent is incredibly cheap.

It turns out he never leaves.|We think he's a Web designer.

Where are we going?

Dag, this is Kristoffer and Geir.

I'm going on that sailing trip|with Dag. It's his boat.

What an awesome apartment!

I bought it cheap|and fixed it up myself.

You don't exactly get rich working|for an environmental organization.

See you later.

It's a party.|Forget about Elisabeth.

- Lots of people will be there.|- What kind of people?

- Remember that tall journalist?|- The one who can't write for sh*t?

This is Kristoffer, he's in...|What business are you in?

Posters.|Boards.

Ingunn and Steinar|do video montages.

The Contemporary Art Museum|just bought one of Steinar's works.

- So you do poster art?|- I just hang them up around town.

You think your art is more credible|just because you work on the fringe?

- You should respect street artists.|- I don't understand them.

- It's a form of rebellion.|- Compared to your show maybe.

Fancy seeing you here.

Want something to drink?

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