Zootopia script
Zootopia (2016)
Synopsis: From the largest elephant to the smallest shrew, the city of Zootopia is a mammal metropolis where various animals live and thrive. When Judy Hopps (Ginnifer Goodwin) becomes the first rabbit to join the police force, she quickly learns how tough it is to enforce the law. Determined to prove herself, Judy jumps at the opportunity to solve a mysterious case. Unfortunately, that means working with Nick Wilde (Jason Bateman), a wily fox who makes her job even harder.

CGI JASON BATEFOX

Come onnn, sell me one of your giant elephant-sized ice pops! It’s a birthday treat for my son here. Kindly fail to notice his distinctive giant ears which ought to make it obvious to anybody that he isn’t even the same species as me.

CGI ELEPHANT:

Meh, all you foxes look the same. But either way, fuck off, I’m not selling you anything.

CGI JASON BATEFOX

I don’t suppose that would be out of legitimate concern about me giving my supposed toddler twenty times his own body weight in sugar?

CGI ELEPHANT:

Nope, it’s just another fun fun fun case of rrracism!

CGI BUNNIFER GOODWIN

Not so fast! I’ll step in and force you to serve these guys or else I’ll file charges against you for health code violations! Rather than, say, breaking anti-discrimination laws, which I guess don’t exist here??

BUNNIFER pays for JASON’S ICE POP.

CGI JASON BATEFOX

Heh heh heh, SUCKER! Now I’m gonna melt this thing down into many tiny ice pops, then sell them to lemmings, who would regard them as full size and thus pay full price! ...Which kind of raises the question of how the hell you could even have a functioning economy when some citizens require literally hundreds of times as much nutrition, space, energy and general resources as others.

CGI BUNNIFER GOODWIN

Well I guess you could just pay the smaller animals less money for equal work OH GOD IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE.

(shakes fist)

Anyway, curse you, you vulpine stereotype, you’ve disillusioned me with your slightly dishonest and vaguely unethical pseudo-scam!

She goes home feeling DEPRESSED and ANGRY and JADED ABOUT ALL DAMN CIVILIZATION, which, once again, really clears up a whole bunch about PARKING INSPECTORS. But on her next shift she espies a thief on the lam!

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Jared Bush

Jared Bush is an American animator, screenwriter, and film director. He is best known for co-creating the Disney XD animated series Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero. He also wrote the script and made his directorial debut on the Walt Disney Animation Studios film Zootopia. more…

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