Zombieland Page #2
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2013
- 28 min
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COLUMBUS (V.O.) *
Call me crazy, she may be about to *
get an answer to that question. *
You know what they say about zombie *
attacks. You always remember your *
first time. Any guesses who’s *
gonna survive this one? Choose *
fast! *
The action STARTS again. The 400-pounder takes AINSLEY DOWN. *
Then turns and BELLY-SPLASHES Fred. *
5.
Tallahassee recovers from the shock, thinks fast, *
aggressively RAISES his SANDWICH CART ABOVE his HEAD, and *
SMASHES it over the zombie’s noggin. The zombie FALLS STILL. *
COLUMBUS (V.O.) *
sandwich guy if you knew where this *
scene took place. Little state *
called Florida. *
Tallahassee stands tall and spies the BUSINESSMAN ZOMBIE *
approaching the broken window. *
COLUMBUS (V.O.) *
Little town called... Tallahassee. *
Tallahassee picks up a broken piece of the cart, brandishes *
it like a weapon... and steps out the window to DO BATTLE. *
COLUMBUS (V.O.) *
Welcome... to Zombieland. *
Marlo Thomas’s ‘Free to Be You and Me’ kicks off our CREDITS, *
over a whimsical world-is-falling-apart GRAPHIC SEQUENCE, *
which slowly forms the TITLE: Z-O-M-B-I-E-L-A-N-D *
SMASH CUT TO:
EXT. INDUSTRIAL PARK - NIGHT *
Superimposed on-screen: a TITLE: 2 Months Later *
TALLAHASSEE, the ‘Which Sandy?’ polo swapped out for *
snakeskin jacket and tarp hat, SPRINTS toward camera in SLO-*
MO, a WAREHOUSE behind... *
COLUMBUS (V.O.)
Z-land is like a Greatest Hits
collection of nightmares. The only *
one they forgot to include is the *
one where I’m naked and unprepared *
for my final exam. My ‘friends’ *
and I, we’re among the few non-*
zombies left, thanks to a little *
list. *
Superimposed on-screen: a TITLE: 1. Cardio
COLUMBUS (V.O.)
Cardio. Tops on my Rules for
Surviving Zombieland. Zombies lead
a very active lifestyle. So should
you.
6.
REGULAR SPEED. Tallahassee RUNS across a parking lot. His
tarp hat flies off as he dives over a berm. *
COLUMBUS (V.O.)
Never know when you’re gonna be
running for your life...
Tallahassee joins COLUMBUS, early 20’s, nerdy-handsome, *
afraid of his own shadow... *
...WICHITA, early 20’s, gorgeous, born con-woman... *
...and LITTLE ROCK, tweens, chip off her older sis’s block. *
In Tallahassee’s hand is a ZIPPO LIGHTER, still LIT. Behind
is the WAREHOUSE he was running from: ‘FREDO’s FIREWORKS.’
COLUMBUS (V.O.)
...or some other, almost-as-*
important reason. Here’s to *
enjoying the little things. *
A LIT FUSE curls up through a BROKEN WINDOW... and BOOM! The
whole BUILDING GOES UP in an AMAZING DISPLAY of FIREWORKS!
TALLAHASSEE:
Happy 4th, mi familia!
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