Zerophilia script
Zerophilia (2005)
Synopsis: While on a camping trip, an inexperienced young man (Taylor Handley) has an encounter with a British woman, who turns him into a zerophiliac, a person who can change sexes while aroused. Further complications arise when Luke, who also becomes Luca (Marieh Delfino), loses interest in his girlfriend, Michelle (Rebecca Mozo), and instead prefers her brother, Max (Kyle Schmid).

KEENAN:

See ya', hottie.

JANINE:

Could find something to call me,

other than what every guy in the

world would say?

KEENAN:

"Sweetheart?" "Babe?"

"Aphrodite?"

Janine sneers. At a loss, Keenan grabs her and kisses her

passionately.

She walks off rolling her eyes, but secretly loves it.

Keenan climbs up into the cab.

KEENAN (CONT'D)

So this is gonna' be like your car?

5.

LUKE:

Look, I know it's dopey. But don't

you recognize it? It's painted and

the muffler's switched out, -but

this was my dad's.

Keenan looks around with fresh eyes. He reaches an arm way

up under the glove box and GRINS, pulling out a small stash

of weed.

KEENAN:

Ten years. A little dried out.

EXT. COUNTRY HIGHWAY - DAY

The truck barrels along through the trees. Luke and Keenan

share a joint.

LUKE:

First off, that woman. We didn't

go all the way, you know?

KEENAN:

Yeah? Okay, so?

LUKE:

You think technically I'm still a

virgin?

KEENAN:

Were you inside her?

LUKE:

Yeah.

KEENAN:

It counts. Next. ...What?

LUKE:

I been havin' this weird dream.

The thing is, I think maybe the

dream's real. Forget it. No way

I'm tellin' you.

KEENAN:

You know enough of my secrets to

get me shot. Sharon's mom on

Thanksgiving? What the fuck dream

is there you can't tell me?

6.

LUKE:

It's about part of me gettin'

smaller. An important part.

Keenan looks over warily, then busts out LAUGHING, then

realizes Luke's serious.

KEENAN:

You have gotta' be fuckin' kiddin'

me. You're not thirteen!

LUKE:

Screw you. Maybe I caught

something.

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Martin Curland

Martin Curland is a director and actor, known for Zerophilia (2005), Silent Rain (1993) and Denial (1990). more…

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