Wreck-It Ralph Page #3

They all get up, hold hands.

WRECK-IT RALPH

ALL BAD GUYS:

I’m bad. And that’s good. I will

never be good. And that’s not bad.

There’s no one I’d rather be than

me.

Ralph doesn’t say the Affirmation. His eyes are wide open-- a

non-believer.

The TITLE burns in over Ralph:

WRECK-IT RALPH

CLYDE:

Okay gang, see you next week.

The bad guys break the circle. Satan puts a supportive hand

on Ralph’s back.

SATAN:

Hang in there, Ralph.

CLYDE:

Hey Zombie, don’t forget your

hatchets.

We pull out to see that the meeting was held in the center

room of Pac-Man. Ralph filches two cherries and catches up

with the others.

TUNNEL TO GAME CENTRAL STATION

The bad guys climb onto a train car and shove off down the

tracks. Ralph sits on the back with the cherries.

INT. LITWAK’S FAMILY FUNLAND - NIGHT

We follow the trail of the train through the power cord of

the Pac-Man game to the power strip.

TUNNEL TO GAME CENTRAL STATION

The characters hop off the cart and make their way into...

GAME CENTRAL STATION

...a huge open concourse full of VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS

bustling about.

WRECK-IT RALPH

GRAND CENTRAL ANNOUNCER (V.O.)

Ladies and gentlemen, please do not

leave personal items unattended.

Unattended items will be

confiscated. Report any suspicious

activity to the Surge Protector.

Last call for Tapper wagon,

departing in outlet two. Tapper

wagon, last call. Soul train to

Dance Dance Revolution now boarding

in outlet twelve. All aboard the

Soul Train, outlet twelve.

Ralph passes through the entrance, and a rent-a-cop, SURGE

PROTECTOR, appears out of nowhere. A buzzer sounds.

RALPH:

Ugh.

SURGE PROTECTOR:

Step aside, sir, random security

check.

RALPH:

Random my behind. You always stop

me.

SURGE PROTECTOR:

I’m just a surge protector doing my

job, sir. Name...

RALPH:

Lara Croft.

SURGE PROTECTOR:

Name...

RALPH:

Wreck-it Ralph.

SURGE PROTECTOR:

And where you coming from?

RALPH:

Pac-Man.

SURGE PROTECTOR:

Ya bring any fruit with you?

Ralph hides the cherries behind his back.

RALPH:

Uh... No, no. No fruit.

WRECK-IT RALPH

SURGE PROTECTOR:

Okay then. Where you heading?

RALPH:

Fix-it Felix, Jr.

SURGE PROTECTOR:

Anything to declare?

RALPH:

I hate you.

SURGE PROTECTOR:

I get that a lot. Proceed.

As Ralph walks through the console. People move out of his

way and whisper things like, “Bad Guy.” “Watch out.”

ANGEL KID:

(whispering)

Bad guy coming!

He passes a screen displaying a PSA video narrated by Sonic.

SONIC:

If you leave your game, stay safe.

Stay alert. And whatever you

do...don’t die. Because if you die

outside your own game...you don’t

regenerate. Ever. Game over.

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