Wreck-It Ralph Page #2
CLOSE ON RALPH:
As he speaks out-loud.RALPH:
Man, it must be nice being the good
guy.
Applause. Pull back to reveal...
INT. VIDEO GAME (LIKE A CHURCH BASEMENT) - NIGHT
Ralph sits in a room full of VIDEO GAME BAD GUYS. A sign on
the wall reads:
“BadAnon: One Game at a Time.”CLYDE:
Nice share, Ralph. As fellow Bad
Guys, we’ve all felt what you’re
feeling, and we’ve come to terms
with it.
RALPH:
Really?
ZANGIEF:
(thick Russian accent)
Right here. I am Zangief. I am Bad
Guy.
OTHER BAD GUYS:
Hi Zangief.
RALPH:
Hi Zangief.
ZANGIEF:
I relate to you, Ralph. When I hit
bottom, I was crushing man’s skull
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WRECK-IT RALPH
ZANGIEF (CONT'D)
like sparrow egg between my thighs.
(smacking his thigh)
And I am wondering, why do you have
to be so bad, Zangief? Why can’t
more like good guy? Then I have
moment of clarity: If Zangief is
good guy, who will crush man’s
skull like sparrow egg between
thighs? And I say, “Zangief, you
are bad guy. But this does not mean
you are bad guy.”
Claps of understanding.
RALPH:
Right. I’m sorry, you lost me
there.
ZOMBIE:
(thick Zombie accent)
Arrhh. Zombie. Bad Guy.
OTHER BAD GUYS:
Hi Zombie.
RALPH:
Hi Zombie.
ZOMBIE:
Zangief saying:
labels not make youhappy -- good, bad...
(Frankenstein growl)
You must love you.
CY-BORG
Yeah! Inside HERE!
Cy-borg rips out Zombie’s heart, shows it to Ralph.
RALPH:
Okay. I gotcha. Watch out; it’s
dripping.
CLYDE:
Question Ralph:
we’ve been askingyou to BadAnon for years now, and
tonight you finally show up. Why is
that?
RALPH:
I don’t know, I just felt like
coming.... I suppose it has
something to do with the fact that,
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WRECK-IT RALPH
RALPH (CONT'D)
well, today is 30th Anniversary of
my game.
SATAN:
Happy Anniversary, Ralph.
RALPH:
Thanks, Satan.
SATAN:
It’s sai-tine, actually.
RALPH:
Got it. But here’s the thing...
(exhales, then)
I don’t want to be the bad guy
anymore.
GASPS. Bowser spits out his coffee and thus fire.
CY-BORG
You can’t mess with the program,
Ralph.
M. BISON
(miming “crazy”)
You’re not going Turbo, are you?
RALPH:
Turbo? No, I’m not going Turbo.
Come on guys. Is it Turbo to want a
friend, or a medal, or a piece of
pie every once in a while? Is it
turbo to want more out of life?
ZOMBIE:
Yeeeeesssss.
CLYDE:
Ralph, Ralph, we get it. But we
can’t change who we are, and the
sooner you accept that the better
off your game and your life will
be.
ZANGIEF:
Hey, one game at a time, Ralph.
CLYDE:
Now let’s close out with the Bad
Guy Affirmation.
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