Wild Hogs script
Wild Hogs (2007)
Synopsis: Tired of their humdrum lives, some middle-aged friends (Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence) decide to temporarily ditch their responsibilities and take a motorcycle trip. The freedom of the open road holds many surprises for the group, including an encounter with the Del Fuegos, a hardcore gang, who take a dim view of the novice bikers.

"Wild Hogs" writers first draft 7/06/05 3.

INT. VOLVO - LATER THAT MORNING

DOUG drives a Volvo station wagon along the streets of

Cincinnati. BILLY is next to him, in the passenger

seat, looking bored. Doug notices.

DOUG:

You know, I use to race a car like this.

Put a hemi under the hood... Nobody saw

me coming.

BILLY:

Really?

DOUG:

Yup. It could really... smoke some ass.

Billy raises his eyebrows, impressed. Doug smiles. This

was a good time to break the "no saying ass" rule.

DOUG (CONT'D)

Yes, sir. They called it the dragon

wagon. You're lucky to be in here

without a helmet, pal. We both are.

Doug downshifts a gear, and the tame engine roars

artificially. Billy is impressed.

BILLY:

Awesome! Hey, can I jam the radio?

DOUG:

Heck yeah, you can jam the radio.

Doug tussles Billy's hair and smiles.

SMASH CUT TO:

EXT. TRAFFIC LIGHT - A FEW MINUTES LATER

The Volvo pulls up to a red light. Radio Disney blares

"MICKEY LOVES MAMBO" from the stereo. BILLY bobs his

head along with the music. DOUG looks out the window

and sees a mid-twenties guy in a Porsche, staring at him.

Doug nods hello, then awkwardly faces forward.

FADE OUT:

FADE BACK IN ON:

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Brad Copeland

Brad Copeland is an American television writer and producer, best known for his work on the Fox TV series Arrested Development. more…

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