White Van Man script
White Van Man  Season #2 Episode #12 (2011)
Synopsis: White Van Man is a British sitcom that was created and was written by Adrian Poynton and first broadcast on BBC Three and BBC HD in 2011. It began screening in March 2011, becoming the highest-rated launch ever for a sitcom on BBC Three.

'WHITE VAN MAN 2' Episode 2 Blue Script 07/10/11 5

OLLIE:

I’m being cheated on Liz. I saw it,

right in front of my eyes.

And he’s off, pacing around the shop again.

LIZ:

(With a tiny bit of hope)

Emma’s cheating on you?

OLLIE:

No. Darren. Darren is...

LIZ stares at him for a moment. Smirks, amused.

LIZ:

Okay... Something you want to tell

me?

OLLIE:

I gave him everything - but soon as

my back’s turned - there he is - off

with someone else.

LIZ:

Who?

OLLIE:

The Poles.

(Beat - to self)

If there’s something I’m not giving

him

LIZ *

Okay, that’s a bit Brokeback *

Mountain. *

OLLIE:

It’s not funny. I’m a victim here. *

He’s messing around behind my back. *

LIZ *

(Smirking) *

Top Gun. *

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Adrian Poynton

Adrian Poynton (born 29 January 1979) is a British screenwriter, playwright, stand up comedian and occasional actor. He is best known as the creator and writer of BBC Three sitcom White Van Man and its American remake Family Tools. more…

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