Ew, he was like a Puerto Rican
Do you have to pee?
INT. BATHROOM - DAY
Did you hear Johnny Depp is coming
into the office today?
Oh yeah, I’m all over that.
you most like to have sex with?
For me, it’s Pirates of the
Caribbean. I love a fully made up,
Not almost, he looks like a
beautiful woman in that movie.
Yeah. Who would be yours?
Yeah, but he’d feel so bad about
it. He’d be like I’ll never leave
Totally, I would fuck the shit out
of Willy Wonka.
INT. S’NUFF - DAY
like, “Do You Come Weird?” and “Beer and Gadgets.” They take
Their boss, DIANNA (a goddess) enters.
Ok, my babes, I want your
I’m not smiling, I’m just very
Stop smiling. That’s even more.
The more nervous I get the more Ismile.
No, stop it.
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