Trainwreck script
Trainwreck (2015)
Synopsis: Trainwreck is a 2015 American comedy film directed by Judd Apatow and written by Amy Schumer. The film stars Schumer and Bill Hader along with an ensemble cast that includes Brie Larson, Colin Quinn, John Cena, Tilda Swinton and LeBron James. The film is about a hard-drinking, promiscuous young magazine writer named Amy (Schumer) who has her first serious relationship with a sports doctor named Aaron (Hader).

NIKKI:

Oh my god, shut up. You have totell me everything about lastnight. I saw your instagram. That

guy, is like so hot. He looks kindof like a white Drake.

AMY:

Ew, he was like a Puerto Rican

Gollum, I’m not talking about it.

Do you have to pee?

NIKKI:

Yeah, totally.

INT. BATHROOM - DAY

Amy and Nikki sit in stalls side by side but the camera stays

outside the whole time, so all we can see is their feet.

7.

AMY:

Did you hear Johnny Depp is coming

into the office today?

NIKKI:

Oh yeah, I’m all over that.

AMY:

Which version of Johnny Depp would

you most like to have sex with?

Like which one does it for you themost, because I can’t stop thinkingabout it.

NIKKI:

For me, it’s Pirates of the

Caribbean. I love a fully made up,

long haired, almost femininelooking Johnny Depp.

AMY:

Not almost, he looks like a

beautiful woman in that movie.

NIKKI:

Yeah. Who would be yours?

AMY:

I’m thinking an Edward ScissorhandsJohnny Depp.

NIKKI:

You would get totally cut up.

AMY:

Yeah, but he’d feel so bad about

it. He’d be like I’ll never leave

you. And I would get a sickhaircut. Also, Willy Wonka, bring

it on.

NIKKI:

Totally, I would fuck the shit out

of Willy Wonka.

INT. S’NUFF - DAY

A conference room with old S’nuff Mag covers with headlines

like, “Do You Come Weird?” and “Beer and Gadgets.” They take

their seats. The room is mostly men, including SCHULTZ andBRYSON.

Their boss, DIANNA (a goddess) enters.

8.

DIANNA:

Ok, my babes, I want your

undivided. I’ve been looking atyour pitches and these are mythoughts. Nikki, why are you

smiling?

NIKKI:

I’m not smiling, I’m just very

nervous.

DIANNA:

Stop smiling. That’s even more.

Nikki.

NIKKI:

The more nervous I get the more Ismile.

DIANNA:

Stop smiling. Stop it. Stop it. I’msick of your ginger nonsense. Idon’t want to see those nashers.

No, stop it.

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Amy Schumer

Amy Beth Schumer[1] (born June 1, 1981) is an American stand-up comedian, writer, actress, and producer. She is the creator, co-producer, co-writer and star of the sketch comedy series Inside Amy Schumer, which debuted on Comedy Central in 2013 and has received a Peabody Award. Schumer has been nominated for five Primetime Emmy Awards for her work on the series, winning for Outstanding Variety Sketch Series in 2015. That year, she also wrote and starred in the comedy film Trainwreck, receiving nominations for the Writers Guild of America Award for Best Original Screenplay and the Golden Globe Award for Best Actress – Motion Picture Comedy or Musical. more…

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