Trainwreck Page #2
NIKKI:
Oh my god, shut up. You have totell me everything about lastnight. I saw your instagram. That
guy, is like so hot. He looks kindof like a white Drake.
AMY:
Ew, he was like a Puerto Rican
Gollum, I’m not talking about it.
Do you have to pee?
NIKKI:
Yeah, totally.
INT. BATHROOM - DAY
Amy and Nikki sit in stalls side by side but the camera stays
outside the whole time, so all we can see is their feet.
7.
AMY:
Did you hear Johnny Depp is coming
into the office today?
NIKKI:
Oh yeah, I’m all over that.
AMY:
Which version of Johnny Depp would
you most like to have sex with?
Like which one does it for you themost, because I can’t stop thinkingabout it.
NIKKI:
For me, it’s Pirates of the
Caribbean. I love a fully made up,
long haired, almost femininelooking Johnny Depp.
AMY:
Not almost, he looks like a
beautiful woman in that movie.
NIKKI:
Yeah. Who would be yours?
AMY:
I’m thinking an Edward ScissorhandsJohnny Depp.
NIKKI:
AMY:
Yeah, but he’d feel so bad about
it. He’d be like I’ll never leave
you. And I would get a sickhaircut. Also, Willy Wonka, bring
it on.
NIKKI:
Totally, I would f*** the sh*t out
of Willy Wonka.
INT. S’NUFF - DAY
A conference room with old S’nuff Mag covers with headlines
like, “Do You Come Weird?” and “Beer and Gadgets.” They take
their seats. The room is mostly men, including SCHULTZ andBRYSON.
Their boss, DIANNA (a goddess) enters.
8.
DIANNA:
Ok, my babes, I want your
undivided. I’ve been looking atyour pitches and these are mythoughts. Nikki, why are you
smiling?
NIKKI:
I’m not smiling, I’m just very
nervous.
DIANNA:
Stop smiling. That’s even more.
Nikki.
NIKKI:
The more nervous I get the more Ismile.
DIANNA:
Stop smiling. Stop it. Stop it. I’msick of your ginger nonsense. Idon’t want to see those nashers.
No, stop it.
DONALD, a young looking intern, puts a green tea down infront of Dianna.
DIANNA (CONT’D)
What’s this?
BRYSON:
That’s our new intern. Donald. I
thought we were getting a chick buthe’s here.
DIANNA:
Welcome Donald. Welcome to S’Nuff.
Where we are teaching the strong-
willed male how to think, dress,
eat, f***. Do you like this
magazine Donald?
DONALD:
Oh yeah, it’s pretty much all Iread.
DIANNA:
Good answer. Look. This is ours. We
made this. What’s our demographic?
ENTIRE STAFF:
Everyfuckingone.
9.
DIANNA:
Thank you, you can go now.
DONALD:
Thank you, it’s a big opportunity.
DIANNA:
Right, pitch me. Pitch me hard.
Schultz?
SCHULTZ:
I was thinking something called theS’Nuff Guide to Beating Off at
Work. Where to do it? How to do it?
How not to get caught?
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