The Room Page #4

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Claudette:
When is it?

Lisa:
Next Friday at six. It’s a surprise.

Claudette:
Oh.

Lisa:
You can bring someone if you want.

Claudette:
Well, sure, I can come. But I don’t know if I’ll bring anybody. Oh! That jerk Harold. He wants me to give him a share of my house. That house belongs to me. He has no right. I’m not giving him a penny. Who does he think he is?

Lisa:
He’s your brother!

Claudette:
He’s always bugging me about my house. Fifteen years ago, we agreed, that house belongs to me. Now the value of the house is going up and he’s seeing dollar signs. Everything goes wrong at once. Nobody wants to help me, and I’m dying.

Lisa:
You’re not dying, mom.

Claudette:
I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.

Lisa:
Look, don’t worry about it. Everything will be fine. They’re curing lots of people every day.

Claudette:
I’m sure I’ll be alright. Oh! I heard Edward is talking about me. He is a hateful man. Oh, I’m so glad I divorced him.

Lisa:
Don’t worry about it. You just concentrate on getting well.

Claudette:
Well at least you have a good man.

Lisa:
You’re wrong! Mom, he’s not what you think he is. He didn’t get his promotion. And he got drunk last night. And he hit me.

Claudette:
Johnny doesn’t drink! What are you talking about?

Lisa:
He did last night. And I don’t love him anymore.

Claudette:
Johnny is your financial security. You can’t afford to ignore this.

Lisa:
Yeah, okay mom. Can I just talk to you later?

Claudette:
You don’t want to talk to me.

Lisa:
I just got done talking with a client, and I have to get ready to meet him. Can I just talk to you later?

Claudette:
Okay. I will see you later. Bye bye.

Claudette exits. Cut to an exterior shot of the house.

Cut to the room. Michelle and Mike enter, nervously.

Michelle:
How much time do we have?

Mike:
I dunno, uh, a couple hours? At least.

Michelle:
Well, let’s have some fun.

They sit on the couch and Mike opens a box of chocolates.

Mike:
Did you, uh, know, that chocolate is the symbol of love?

Michelle:
(laughing) Feed me.

Mike puts a chocolate in Michelle’s mouth and then makes out with her. He puts a chocolate on her chest and eats it off of her.

Michelle:
Yum!

Mike:
It’s delicious!

Michelle:
Arms up! (she takes off Mike’s shirt) Chocolate is a symbol of love.

Michelle places a chocolate in Mike’s mouth and then makes out with him. She starts to go down on him, although he begins reacting with comically exaggerated orgasm faces before she’s in position to do anything.

Cut to an exterior shot of the painted ladies.

Cut to the room, where Mike and Michelle are startled by Lisa and Claudette entering.

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