The Producers Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 1967
- 88 min
- 1,595 Views
BIALYSTOCK TAKES CHECK AND READS IT.
LITTLE OLD LADY:
Is it all right? I made it out to
cash. You didn't tell me the name
of the play.
BIALYSTOCK:
Oh, it's fine. Fine. Good. Good.
Bye. Bye.
LITTLE OLD LADY:
Til Thursday, my Darling, I shall
count the minutes.
LITTLE OLD LADY:
(descending)
Ta. Ta.
BIALYSTOCK:
(waving check at her)
Ta. Ta.
THE MAN, WHO HAS BEEN LURKING IN THE SECOND DOORWAY, SUDDENLY
SPRINGS INTO ACTION. HE DARTS FORWARD AND QUICKLY TAKES THE
CHECK OUT OF BIALYSTOCK'S HAND.
THE MAN (LANDLORD)
He who signs a lease, must pay rent.
HE SHOVES THE CHECK INTO HIS POCKET AND STARTS DOWN THE
STAIRS.
LANDLORD:
That's the law.
BIALYSTOCK:
Murderer! Thief! How can you take
the last penny out of a man's pocket?
11.
LANDLORD:
(turns back, shrugs)
I have to ... I'm a landlord!
BIALYSTOCK:
(shouting to heaven)
Oh Lord, hear my plea. Destroy him.
He maketh a blight on the land.
CUT TO LANDLORD ON THE WAY DOWN.
LANDLORD:
(to the Lord)
Don't pay attention. He's crazy.
CUT BACK TO BIALYSTOCK. HE TURNS TO RE-ENTER HIS OFFICE.
BIALYSTOCK:
(biting his knuckle)
Nnnnn. That hurt.
(he sighs)
I'll have to make another call.
HE STARTS IN AND STOPS. HE NOTICES BLOOM.
BIALYSTOCK:
(to Bloom, quietly)
Have you been there all this time?
BLOOM NODS.
BIALYSTOCK:
And did you see and hear everything?
BLOOM NODS.
BIALYSTOCK:
Then what do you have to say for
yourself?
BLOOM:
Uh ... uh ... ooooooops?
BIALYSTOCK:
(shouts)
Who are you? What do you want?
Why are you loitering in my hallway?
Speak, dummy, speak! Why don't you
speak?
BLOOM:
Scared. Can't talk.
12.
BIALYSTOCK:
All right. Get a hold of yourself.
Take a deep breath, let it out
slowly and tell me who you are.
BLOOM:
(breathes deeply.
Words tumble from his
mouth as he exhales)
I'm Leo Bloom, I'm an accountant,
I'm from Whitehall and Marks, I was
sent here to do your books and I'm
terribly sorry I caught you with
the old lady.
(he has run out of breath)
BIALYSTOCK:
"Caught you with the old lady."
Come in, Mr. Tact.
CUT TO OFFICE. THEY ENTER. BLOOM ENTERS TIMOROUSLY. HE
DOESN'T KNOW QUITE WHERE TO GO. HE LOOKS TO BIALYSTOCK FOR
GUIDANCE. BIALYSTOCK STUDIES BLOOM CURIOUSLY FROM HEAD TO
TOE.
BIALYSTOCK:
So you're an accountant, eh?
BLOOM:
(timidly)
Yes sir.
BIALYSTOCK:
Then account for yourself! Do you
believe in God? Do you believe in
gold? Why are you looking up old
lady's dresses? Bit of a pervert,
eh?
BLOOM, WHO HAS BEEN QUAKING UNDER THE ASSAULT, REACHES INTO
HIS POCKET AND TAKES OUT THE TATTERED CORNER OF AN OLD BLUE
BABY BLANKET. HE TWISTS THE BLUE BLANKET NERVOUSLY IN HIS
HANDS.
BLOOM:
Sir, I ...
BIALYSTOCK:
Never mind. Never mind. Do the
books. They're in that desk over
there. Top drawer.
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