The Pacifier script
The Pacifier (2005)
Synopsis: The Pacifier is a 2005 action comedy film directed by Adam Shankman and written by Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant. It stars Vin Diesel. The film was released in March 2005 by Walt Disney Pictures and earned US$17 million in its first weekend.

INT. SHIP’S HOLD - CONTINUOUS

Professor Plummer panics, as the water rises up to his

mouth He struggles, but can’t get free. Up to his nose,

over his head.... He’s gone.

Then Shane Wolf rises out of the water, hauling the

Professor up. He cuts the Professor’s GAG. Plummer

screams. Shane removes his mouth piece. Shane doesn’t

seem the slightest bit fazed by the circumstances.

.

SHANE:

Lieutenant Shane Wolfe, United States

Navy. I’m gonna get you outta here. But

you have to do exactly what I say, when I

say it. My way -- no highway option. Do

you copy?

(Plummer nods, terrified.)

Where’s the briefcase?

The Professor gestures across the room, where a metal

BRIEFCASE is floating. Shane calmly HANDCUFFS it to his

own waist. As the water rises, to the roof.

PLUMMER:

How did you know where I...

Shane sticks the mouth piece into Plummer’s mouth, giving

him his oxygen.

EXT. ON THE DECK - SIMULTANEOUS

4.

The Armed Guards stop shooting into the water. One of

our SEALS calls out to them, in PERFECT SERBIAN:

SEAL:

KEEP SHOOTING!

The Guards fire again. The SEAL speaks into his neck mic.

SEAL (CONT’D)

Give it a second, they’re almost out of

ammo.

The Seal calls out: “shoot more, more!” They do, until

there’s nothing but empty CLICKS from their guns.

SEAL (CONT’D)

Now Lieutenant. Chopper’s four meters at

your 10 o’clock.

INT. SHIP’S HOLD - CONTINUOUS

.

Just before the water envelopes him and Plummer...

SHANE:

(into his mic)

I’ve got the Prof and the case. First

round’s on me back at Virginia Beach.

Shane takes a deep breath, and pulls himself, the

Professor and the briefcase UNDER the water.

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Thomas Lennon

Thomas Patrick Lennon (born August 9, 1970) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, producer and director best known as a cast member on MTV's The State and for his role as Lieutenant Jim Dangle on the Comedy Central series Reno 911!. He is the writing partner of Robert Ben Garant. more…

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