The Mindy Project Page #4
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2012
- 30 min
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MIRA *
I have enough love for the both of *
us, you political royalty, you. *
GWEN *
I can’t keep using my mom for this *
stuff. I’m already using her to get *
Sophie into private school. Get in *
the car, I’m late to drop Sophie
off to hip-hop and get filler
injected in my nasolabial folds.
Mira stops Gwen. *
MIRA:
Tell me the truth. How bad is it?
GWEN:
It’s on Facebook, but it hasn’t
been re-mixed into a song yet.
Gwen hands Mira her phone. Mira watches a recording of her
toast.
MIRA (O.C.)
“Are we a hundred percent sure
she’s not a war criminal?”
MIRA (CONT’D)
Wow. I went to genocide.
GWEN:
You looked pretty, though.
MIRA:
Yeah, my hair’s not bad. Who shot
this? Why did they leave all this
space to the left of me? Know how
to center, much?
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GWEN:
You’re right. That’s the takeaway.
INT. GWEN’S MERCEDES SUV - CONTINUOUS
SOPHIE, Gwen’s 6-year-old daughter, is in the back seat.
MIRA:
I’ll never give you crap for being
a housewife again. I don’t know how
to repay you.
GWEN:
I’m not a housewife. I’m an
attorney that has taken an
indefinite amount of time off to
raise my daughter. Everyone put
your seat belts on.
SOPHIE:
Mine was on the whole time.
GWEN:
Good girl.
(to Mira)
I know how you can repay me. You
could hit me up with some wink-wink
in my nasolabial folds.
MIRA:
I don’t do wink-wink. I do pap
smears. You need a plastic
surgeon.
Gwen pulls out of the parking lot.
GWEN:
I just feel like our relationship
isn’t reciprocal.
MIRA:
Uh, I protect you from yourself.
You’d look like Bruce Jenner if it
wasn’t for me.
SOPHIE:
What’s a pap smear? What’s wink-
wink?
GWEN:
Nothing sweetheart. It’s adult
stuff, like taxes.
(then, to Mira)
(MORE)
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GWEN (CONT'D)
I want to tell you this, because I
am picking you up from a police
precinct and I think it’s timely.
You need to pull it together. *
MIRA *
I know. *
(gesturing to self) *
This person? This drunk, crime-*
committing person? She’s history. *
There is no reason for me to live *
my life like this. I went to a good *
college. I’m a successful doctor. *
My body mass index could be better *
but I’m not like, Precious or *
anything. This is my year. *
(then, empowered) *
Do you have a multi-vitamin? I feel *
like taking one. *
GWEN *
You have that date tonight with *
Dennis. Carl worked really hard to *
sell you at his firm. *
MIRA *
I am so psyched for this date. A *
real date. Not hooking up with a *
guy at the end of a party. Not *
sleeping with Jeremy because he has *
that insane, Biblical-quality hair, *
and then the next day I’m all: *
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