fixed her teeth. They got married
last night. I don’t think they
they invited me. But I did go.
various old people and foreigners.
Randoms. You know, where the old
babysitters and childhood pen pals
So, me and Tom’s old babysitter
Bernice got wasted together.
thoughtful girl like you?
He wanted kids.
You don’t want kids?
No, he wanted kids. Six of ‘em. He
thought I was too old for that.
Six kids? What is he, in a cult?
He wet the bed until he was 10.
And then, I felt like making a
Mira is now at the microphone.
Some of you may know Tom and I used
to date. So I have some pretty good
stories of everyone’s favorite
Like the time he thought he had
be a patch of dry skin on his
Or how he always says “Oh, Larry”
when we watch Curb Your Enthusiasm,
like he has a personal relationship
with Larry David.
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