The Mindy Project Page #2
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2012
- 30 min
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She smiles. She has horrible teeth. Tom smiles back,
enchanted. Off her teeth we dissolve to:
Untitled Mindy Kaling Show Pilot 1/9/12 51/9/12 5.
We now see Serbian girl smiling under a tent at a posh post-
wedding dinner reception. She smiles. Perfect teeth.
MIRA (V.O.)
He dumped me, she moved in, he
fixed her teeth. They got married
last night. I don’t think they
thought I would actually go, so
they invited me. But I did go.
We now see Mira, in her dress, sitting at a table with
various old people and foreigners.
MIRA (V.O.)
I was at the worst table - the
Randoms. You know, where the old
babysitters and childhood pen pals
sit?
Mira and an OLD HIPPIE LADY get wasted and are laughing
loudly.
MIRA (V.O.)
So, me and Tom’s old babysitter
Bernice got wasted together.
BERNICE:
thoughtful girl like you?
MIRA:
He wanted kids.
BERNICE:
You don’t want kids?
MIRA:
No, he wanted kids. Six of ‘em. He
thought I was too old for that.
BERNICE:
Six kids? What is he, in a cult?
(confiding)
He wet the bed until he was 10.
MIRA (V.O.)
And then, I felt like making a
speech.
Mira is now at the microphone.
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MIRA:
Some of you may know Tom and I used
to date. So I have some pretty good
stories of everyone’s favorite
glorified dentist.
People laugh with anticipation, including Tom and the bride.
We see Clayton, Dr. Shulman and his wife, and Jeremy are
there.
MIRA (CONT’D)
Like the time he thought he had
Lyme disease but it turned out to
be a patch of dry skin on his
stomach.
People laugh.
MIRA (CONT’D)
Or how he always says “Oh, Larry”
when we watch Curb Your Enthusiasm,
like he has a personal relationship
with Larry David.
People love this. Brooks whispers to Dr. Shulman.
BROOKS:
What’s Curb Your Enthusiasm?
DR. SHULMAN
Oy vey.
MIRA:
Or the time he told me during sex
that he wanted to marry me and make
me pregnant with six babies.
People stop smiling. Brooks covers his eyes. Jeremy loves
this.
MIRA (CONT’D)
Which I really wanted too. But,
well, that didn’t end up happening.
Obviously. Cuz here I am, sitting
with a bunch of randoms at his
wedding to the Serbian bagel girl.
(whispering)
By the way, are we a hundred
percent sure she’s not a war
criminal?
(then, off their reaction)
Oh, get over yourselves. Like the
thought didn’t cross your mind.
(MORE)
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MIRA (CONT’D)
So:
to Tom and Bagel Girl. May younever run out of bagels.
Mira throws her wine glass down, shattering it.
MIRA (CONT’D)
L’Chaim! Peace. I’m out. Tom wet
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