The Ladykillers Page #4
The cat backs away down a branch, arching its back and
hissing.
MRS. MUNSON
Don't upset him, now!
Dorr, on his stomach, inches after the cat, grunting:
DORR:
I wouldn't dream of it... harmless
little felix domesticus... Come to
G.H...
The branch breaks, hinging down to slam Dorr face-first into
the trunk, from where he drops the rest of the way to the
ground.
INT. MUNSON HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Othar's portrait, upside-down, seems to be looking bemusedly
down on us.
An OBJECTIVE ANGLE shows Dorr lying on the couch, a damp
washcloth on his forehead, eyes rolled back to look at the
picture.
Mrs. Munson is entering with a cup of tea. Dorr swings his
feet out to sit up and accept the tea.
DORR:
I thank you, madam, for your act of
kindness.
MRS. MUNSON
Well you let him out.
DORR:
I certainly did and I do apologize
no end. Allow me to present myself,
uh, formally:
Goldthwait HigginsonDorr, Ph.D.
MRS. MUNSON
What, like Elmer?
DORR:
Beg your pardon, ma'am?
MRS. MUNSON
Fudd?
DORR:
No no, Ph.D. is a mark of academic
attainment. It is a degree of higher
learning bestowed, in my case, in
recognition of my mastery of the
antique languages of Latin and Greek.
I also hold a number of other advanced
degrees including the baccalaureate
from a school in Paris, France, called
the Sorbonne.
Munson chuckles.
MRS. MUNSON
Sore bone, well I guess that's
appropriate. You ever study at Bob
Jones University?
DORR:
I have not had that privilege.
MRS. MUNSON
It's a bible school, only the finest
in the country. I send them five
dollars every month.
DORR:
That's very gener--
MRS. MUNSON
I'm on their mailing list. I'm an
Angel.
DORR:
Indeed.
MRS. MUNSON
They list my name in the newsletter,
every issue. I got the literature
DORR:
Perhaps when my head has recovered
from its... buffeting. Mrs. Munson,
are you at all curious as to why I
darkened your door, as the expression
has it, on this lovely camelia-scented
morn?
MRS. MUNSON
I was wondering, til you let Pickles
out. Then in all the excitement--
DORR:
I quite understand. The fact is that
I saw the sign on your window
advertising a room to let, and it is
the only such sign among the houses
of this charming, charming street.
MRS. MUNSON
Yeah, I got a room. I'm lookin' for
a quiet tenant. Fifteen dollars a
week
DORR:
I quite understand. Madam, you are
addressing a man who is quiet -- and
yet not quiet, if I may offer a
riddle...
He sets down the teacup and rises.
DORR:
...Perhaps you can show me the room,
Mrs. Munson, and allow me to explain.
MRS. MUNSON
Well you can see the room, but I
don't like double-talk.
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