The Ladykillers Page #2
MRS. MUNSON
Well God bless ya. Don't wanna be
tried and found wantin'.
SHERIFF WYNER:
No ma'am.
MRS. MUNSON
Many many tunkalow parzen, Sheriff
Wyner. Many many tunkalow parzen!
SHERIFF WYNER:
Many what ma'am?
MRS. MUNSON
You have been tried and found wanting.
Don't want that writin' on the wall!
SHERIFF WYNER:
No ma'am--
MRS. MUNSON
Feast a Balthazar!
SHERIFF WYNER:
Mm-hm.
MRS. MUNSON
John The Apostle said: Behold there
is a stranger in our midst, come to
destroy us!
SHERIFF WYNER:
Yes ma'am.
EXT. SAUCIER MUNICIPAL BUILDING - DAY
Mrs. Munson closes the door behind her. She wags a paper fan
and mutters:
MRS. MUNSON
He's a good man. Just needs
instruction. Dog, you in peoples'
way.
The dog stirs with a whine and ambles off.
With a neatly tended garden. It is the last house on a street
of other similarly modest but well maintained homes; beyond
it the street disappears down a bluff. The empty space beyond
suggests a wide river, and indeed we can see the top of an
anchored, gaudily painted paddle-boat poking over the rise.
The paddle-boat is apparently anchored at the near bank of
the river.
Mrs. Munson is entering by the gate. She stops in the garden
and stoops to pull a tiny weed marring the otherwise perfect
row of flowers.
I/E. MUNSON HOUSE - FOYER - DAY
Mrs. Munson lets herself in. A cat lopes up to her, the bell
around its neck tinkling, and leans mewing into her leg.
MRS. MUNSON
You need somethin' to eat, Angel?
INT. MUNSON HOUSE - KITCHEN - DAY
Mrs. Munson hand-cranks a can opener around a tin of cat
food.
MRS. MUNSON
Mm... gizzards...
The cat paces back and forth between her legs, leaning into
them and purring, responding to the snap of tin as the cover
comes off the can.
The can contains cubed processed gizzard in a gelatinous
medium like the stuff that clings to gefilte fish.
INT. MUNSON HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Above the fireplace is an oil portrait of a serious-looking
black man of late middle-age with a neatly groomed mustache
starting to gray. A couple of candles sit on the mantel below
the portrait, giving it the semblance of a shrine.
Mrs. Munson enters and lights the candles.
MRS. MUNSON
Othar, I went'n complained about
WeeMack, I hope it'll do some good.
That boy hangin' by a thread! Over
the pit! Fiery pit! "I Left My Wallet
in El Segundo"!
She shakes out the match and sits in a rocker and takes up
her knitting. As she sits she gives an audible groan.
MRS. MUNSON
...Sixty-seven years of life, forty-
six years of marriage, you mean to
tell me you never one time suffered
from piles? It's the human condition,
most humans anyway. Like that ball
player said:
world's got two kindsof folks -- them that's got piles
and them that's gonna get 'em. But
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