The Breakfast Club Page #3

He sits.

VERNON:

My office...

Vernon points.

VERNON:

...is right across that hall. Any

monkey business is ill-advised...

He looks around at them.

VERNON:

...any questions?

BENDER:

Yeah...I got a question.

Vernon looks at him suspiciously.

BENDER:

Does Barry Manilow know you raid his

wardrobe?

VERNON:

I'll give you the answer to that

question, Mr. Bender, next Saturday.

Don't mess with the bull young man,

you'll get the horns.

Vernon leaves.

BENDER:

That man...is a brownie hound...

Everyone tries to get comfortable and we hear a loud

snapping sound. Brian turns and looks and it is

Allison, biting her nails.

Bender's eyes widen as he turns to look. Everyone is

looking now. Allison notices them looking at her.

BENDER:

You keep eating your hand and you're

not gonna be hungry for lunch...

Allison spits part of her nail at Bender.

BENDER:

I've seen you before, you know...

We see Vernon look out from his office.

We see Brian playing with his pen.

BRIAN:

(quietly to himself)

Who do I think I am? Who are you?

Who are you?

He attaches the pen to his bottom lip and puts the top

under his upper lip.

BRIAN:

I am a walrus...

Bender looks at him in utter confusion. Brian notices

this, laughs and takes the pen out of his mouth--

embarrassed.

Bender and Brian begin to take their jackets off at the

same time. They both notice this. Brian stops removing

his jacket.

Bender takes his all the way off. Brian rubs his hands

together and pretends to be cold. He pulls his jacket

back on. He turns and looks at Bender who is still

staring at him.

BRIAN:

It's the shits, huh?

Bender glares at him and Brian utters an uncomfortable

laugh.

Bender turns away and crumples up his essay paper. He

throws it at Claire. It misses and goes over Claire's

head.

Andrew and Claire acknowlege it but continue to ignore

Bender.

Bender starts loudly "singing" the musical part of a

song. “Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...nah, nah, nah...”

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