The Boondock Saints script
Synopsis: Tired of the crime overrunning the streets of Boston, Irish Catholic twin brothers Conner (Sean Patrick Flanery) and Murphy (Norman Reedus) are inspired by their faith to cleanse their hometown of evil with their own brand of zealous vigilante justice. As they hunt down and kill one notorious gangster after another, they become controversial folk heroes in the community. But Paul Smecker (Willem Dafoe), an eccentric FBI agent, is fast closing in on their blood-soaked trail.

CONNOR:

What?

Murphy slaps Connor square in the face with the bloody slab.

Connor's face is caked with blood as he stands stunned. He

then leaps on Murphy, sending him into a pile of nearby

hamburger. He grabs a large cow tongue from a nearby heap

and begins slapping Murphy in the face with it as they both

laugh and the workers cheer.

Their boss, McGERKIN approaches with a very large woman.

Her head is clean-shaven. The two are still laughing, out of

breath, they turn.

MCGERKIN:

Boys this is Rose, Baum, Gurtle...

Gurtle.

ROZ:

Rozengurtle Baumgartner.

MCGERKIN:

You'll be training her today, and do

a good job.

BOTH BOYS:

Aye.

CONNOR:

(wipes hand and extends

it)

Pleased ta meet ya Rozie.

She points to a tattoo on her neck that reads untouched by

man.

ROZ:

I prefer to be called Rozengurtle by

men.

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Troy Duffy

Troy Duffy (born June 8, 1971 in Hartford, Connecticut) is an American director, screenwriter, and musician. He has directed two films, The Boondock Saints, and its sequel, The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day. more…

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