The Addams Family Page #2

GRANNY:

You kids are going to have to kill

your own breakfast this morning.

Wednesday opens a cigar box. Inside the box are assorted

human and animal teeth, fangs and dentures, along with acollection of glass eyes. Wednesday drops her tooth inthe box.

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5 OMITTED 5

A6 INT. GOMEZ AND MORTICIA'S BEDROOM - SAME TIME A6

Gomez takes Morticia in his arms. As she languidlydrapes herself across his chest, she is caught in asudden shaft of sunlight. She squints. On the bedside

table beside her, Morticia's OVERSIZED CARNIVOROUS

ORCHID WILTS.

MORTICIA:

Gomez... the sun... il me perce

comme un poignard.

GOMEZ:

(wildly aroused)

Tish... that's French!

MORTICIA:

(nonchalant)

Oui.

GOMEZ:

Cara mia!

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A6

He kisses his way up to her neck, then, suddenlybursting with enthusiasm and a sense of purpose, LEAPSfrom the bed, drawing his bedside saber from its sheathand BRANDISHING it at the offending beam.

GOMEZ:

En garde monsieur sole!

He thrusts and parries, pantomiming a duel with theshaft of light.

MORTICIA:

Gomez?

GOMEZ:

Querida?

MORTICIA:

Last night, you were... unhinged.

You were like some desperate,

howling demon. You frightened me.

Do it again.

Gomez, instantly aflame.

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6 EXT. ROOFTOP - SAME TIME 6

Granny delivers a swift kick to her fog machine.

GRANNY:

Lousy bucket of bolts...!

The FOG MACHINE, straight out of a Jules Verne nightmare,

is malfunctioning this morning, struggling to churnout its patches of fog.

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7 INT./EXT. MORTICIA AND GOMEZ'S BEDROOM - SAME TIME 7

At the window, Gomez pokes his head out. In the

background, Morticia brushes her hair with a silverfiligree brush.

GOMEZ:

(disturbed)

Granny - where's your fog?

(CONTINUED)

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CONTINUED:
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FROM ABOVE:

the fog machine hurtles downwards, missing decapitating

Gomez by millimeters. It crashes below, smashing throughthe front porch roof.

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8 OMITTED 8

9

INT. ENTRANCE HALL - LATER 9

Standing beside the front door is LURCH, the giganticfamily butler, a reanimated stitched-together behemoth.

He holds two brown paper lunch bags in his enormoushands. The bags' contents wriggle, eager to escape.

WEDNESDAY:

(taking her bag)

Thank you, Lurch.

(CONTINUED)

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Pugsley takes his bag, opens it, and peers inside. Lurch

GROWLS, and Pugsley closes the bag.

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10

EXT. BALCONY OUTSIDE GOMEZ AND MORTICIA'S BEDROOM -10

SAME TIME:

Gomez is HITTING GOLF BALLS -- Thing serving as his tee

-- while Morticia sips tea.

11

ONE OF THE GOLF BALLS 11

flies with incredible speed

THROUGH THE WINDOW of the ADDAMS' ONLY NEIGHBOR. This

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