Strange Brew Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 1983
- 90 min
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Bob
Here, boy.
Dad
Save one of those beers for me, eh!
[Bob and Doug guzzle their beers -- the last ones. They try to take
back Hosehead's, but he growls at them]
Bob
He's guarding the beer, what do we do?
Doug
Bribe him.
Bob
Yeah! Get him a donut--jelly, he likes jelly. Jelly donut coming!
Doug
Ok, Hosehead! Mmmm...delicious jelly donut.
[They toss the donut to the dog and grab his bowl of beer]
Bob
Get a glass, eh?
Dad
What the heck's going on in there?
Bob and Doug
We're just getting your beer.
[Pour *gross* beer into glass]
Doug
You take it to him.
Bob
No way, eh? You take it to him.
Doug
No, you.
Bob
No, you take it. I'm letting go of the beer.
Doug
Ok, fine.
[Glass drops to the floor and breaks]
Doug
Dad, Bob broke your beer!
Bob
No I didn't, Doug broke it!
Mom
Clean up the mess, boys.
Dad
I want you hosers to get me a fresh case of beer first thing in the
morning.
Bob
We're going to need some money!
Dad
Use the money I gave you today, you idiots!
Doug [to Bob]:
Way to go, you gave away the money.-----------------------------------------------------------------
[SCENE FIVE - Beer store]
Bob
What's going to happen if this plan doesn't work, eh?
Doug
The old man will boot us out of the house and we'll have no place to
sleep, eh?
Bob
Yeah, I can live in this van, eh? I don't need...
Doug
Take off! You need money to live or you'll starve!
Bob
Well this plan sucks, I'm not going in.
Doug
You are, too, or I'll tell the old man you gave away his beer money.
Bob
Ok, ok...you boss me around...
Patron
Morning George! [buys beer and walks off]
Attendant
Well?
Doug
Elsinores.
Bob
Twelve!
Doug
Twenty-four, yeah, twenty-four Elsinore beers.
Attendant
Twenty-four Elsinore! That will be $14.70.
Doug
I believe there will be no charge on this two-four of beer, thank you.
Attendant
Excuse me?
Doug
Ok, uh, we found this mouse in a bottle of Elsinore beer that we bought
at your beer store, eh? And we heard that when that happens you get
your beer free.
Bob
It's in the Canadian Criminal Code, eh. Like there's legal precedence
set in cases in law, eh?
Doug
So, like give us our free beer.
Attendant
You want free beer? Go to the brewery. Now get out of here before I
put the two of you in a bottle.
Doug
You sure you don't want to think this over?
Attendant
[seizing them both by their collars] I'm sure.
Doug
Ok, we're going.
Bob
Yeah.
Doug
See ya.
[Everybody in store ridicules them]
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[SCENE SIX - Outside the brewery at fork in road]
Bob
Geez, there's a lot of arrows, eh? Elsinore castle, uh, Elsinore
brewery, Royal Canadian Institute for the Mentally Insane..hey, that's
the loony bin, eh?
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