Strange Brew Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1983
- 90 min
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Bob
Ok, we not going to be able to fix the film, eh, so here's what
happened in the film. After I chased the van, eh...
Doug
Don't tell them the film, eh, you're supposed to show it.
Bob
But we can't show it because it's wrecked, eh?
Doug
Just show it like this, eh? [hold up film] Zoom in on this, eh?
[camera zooms in]
Bob
Geez, that's a good idea, eh?
Patron
That's it, we're leaving, kids. Come on!
Bob [in theater]
How come everyone's going, eh?
Doug
I don't know. It get's better.
Patron 3
What a waste of money! Where's the manager? Get me the manager!
Old lady
I hope you're proud of yourselves...
Doug
Take off, eh?
Bob
Geez, how come everyone's so ticked, eh?
Doug
I don't know, but we might as well really wreck this movie now.
Bob
Did you bring the moths?
Doug
Yeah. Here we go, eh? [releases the moths]
[patrons stampede out of theater, sirens sound outside]
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[SCENE THREE - Outside theater]
Patron [to teller]
Well then how about a couple of passes to a REAL movie? Can you
believe this?
[Bob and Doug emerge from hiding]
Bob
Let's get out of here, eh?
Doug
No, not that way, well get killed.
[They run out side door and run into man with crying children]
Man
They've been saving their allowance for weeks to see this movie. What
am I supposed to tell them? Just what the heck am I supposed to tell
them!?
Bob
We're real sorry. Here's some money back, it's only fifteen bucks,
here take it.
Doug
Take off, that's dad's beer money!
Man [off camera]
Hey look! They're giving refunds in the alley! Get them!
[Bob and Doug run off]
Doug
Watch out, cops, eh?
Bob
What?
Doug
Cops!
[Cop runs into Bob, accidently kneeing him in groin]
Bob
Ooo! Good thing I'm still wearing that jock, eh?
Doug
Wait up, eh?
Bob
You hurry, you hoser!
Patron
That's them! Get them!
[Bob and Doug climb into their van]
Doug
Who's driving?
Bob
You drive, there's a lot of cops around.
Doug
Ok, thanks, eh?
[Bob grabs ticket off windshield]
Bob
It's a twenty! Beauty, eh?
[Doug starts the van and takes off]
Bob
Hey, what are you going this way for?
Cop
Ok, hold it right there. Road block! Go that way!
Bob
Hey officer, I told him to go the other way!
Doug
Sorry.
Bob
My brother's drunk!
Doug
I am not, eh?
Cop
All right, move it, let's go!
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[SCENE FOUR - The McKenzie house]
[Bob and Doug pull into the driveway]
[Parents on couch watching Tom and Jerry]
Doug
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