South Park Page #4

MS. CRABTREE

Sit down! We're running late!

Stan and Kyle walk to the back of the bus and take their

seats. Cartman and Kenny sit up a few rows. Kyle looks out

the back window to see Ike still standing at the bus stop.

KYLE:

Dammit, he's still there!

STAN:

Oh, don't worry about him.

KYLE:

No, dude, if something happens to

him my parents are gonna blame me!

MS. CRABTREE

SIT DOWN BACK THERE!! AAHHHH!!!

STAN:

Yeah, whatever you fat b*tch.

MS. CRABTREE

WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

STAN:

I said I have a bad itch.

MS. CRABTREE

Oh.

Stan and Kyle sit down and the school bus moves on. Kyle

turns around one last time to look at his brother.

KYLE:

OH MY GOD!!!!

EXT. BUSSTOP - DAY

A group of VISITORS, with large heads and almond shaped eyes,

surround Ike.

INT. - BUS

KYLE AND STAN:

VISITORS!

Scared, Kenny pulls his hood shut.

KENNY:

Mph mprmhpm bmarmphs!

KYLE:

Ike!!!

EXT. BUSSTOP - DAY

The visitors lead Ike to a large space craft hidden in the

trees.

INT. BUS

KYLE:

STOP THE BUS!

Kyle runs to the front of the bus.

KYLE:

Ms. Crabtree, you have to stop this

bus!

MS. CRABTREE

Do you want an office referral?!

KYLE:

(SCARED)

No.

MS.CRABTREE

Then sit down!

KYLE:

But I....

MS. CRABTREE

AAHH!!!

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