South Park script
South Park  Episode #Episode 101 (1997)
Synopsis: South Park is an American adult animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central television network. The show revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their bizarre adventures in and around the titular Colorado town. Much like The Simpsons, South Park uses a very large ensemble cast of recurring characters. Intended for mature audiences, the show has become infamous for its crude language and dark, surreal humor that satirizes a wide range of topics.

STAN:

Visitors are real!

KYLE:

Yeah, they abduct people and they

mutilate cows!

CARTMAN:

Ah shut up, you guys, you're just

trying to make me scared, and it's

not working.

A large Chevy screeches to a halt. CHEF gets out of the car

and approaches the kids.

CHEF:

Hello there, children.

KIDS:

Hey, Chef.

STAN:

What's gonna be for lunch today,

Chef?

CHEF:

Well, today it's Salisbury steak

with buttered noodles and a choice

of green bean casserole or vegetable

medley.

CARTMAN:

Kick ass!

CHEF:

Say, did any of you children see the

alien spaceship last night?

CARTMAN:

HUH?!

STAN:

Yeah, fat boy saw it!

CARTMAN:

No! Th-That was just a dream! And

I'm NOT fat, I'm big-boned.

CHEF:

(To Cartman)

Oh, was it the ones with the big

long heads and the black eyes?

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Matt Stone

Matthew Richard "Matt" Stone (born May 26, 1971) is an American actor, animator, screenwriter, television director, producer, singer, and songwriter. He is best known for being the co-creator of South Park along with his creative partner Trey Parker, as well as co-writing the 2011 multi-Tony Award winning musical The Book of Mormon. more…

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