South Park Page #3

STAN:

Dude, they DID huh? Aliens stuck

stuff up your ass!

CARTMAN:

NO!

IKE:

Ana Pobe!

CARTMAN:

SHUT UP, DILDO!

CHEF:

Well, I gotta get to the cafeteria.

You children watch that fat boy now,

he could be under alien control.

Chef turns to get back in his car and Cartman notices that

the back of Chef's shirt has an EXACT image of the alien he

saw, and the word 'Believe'.

CHEF peels off.

KYLE:

We told you they were real Cartman.

Sorry to hear about your ass.

CARTMAN:

(Extremely angry)

God Dammit, they didn't do anything

to my ass! It was just a dream!

The school bus pulls up and the boys start getting on.

KYLE:

Why are you walking so funny, Cartman?

CARTMAN:

Shut up!

Little Ike tries to follow his brother onto the bus.

IKE:

I'll bla bblaa blaa

KYLE:

No, Ike! Go home!

Kyle gets ready to kick his brother.

IKE:

Bla Wa Wah

KYLE:

This is it!! This one's for the game.

IKE:

Bllaa aaahh haah

KYLE:

Kick the baby.

Kyle kicks his brother through the school bus window, and

Ike flies into a snowbank.

The boys quickly get on the bus. Ike pulls his head out of

the snow and looks around for his brother.

INT. SCHOOL BUS - MORNING

The kids walk past their mean old bus driver, MS. CRABTREE.

STAN:

Good morning, Ms. Crabtree.

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