South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut Page #4

Synopsis: In this feature film based on the hit animated series, the third graders of South Park sneak into an R-rated film by ultra-vulgar Canadian television personalities Terrance (Matt Stone) and Phillip (Trey Parker), and emerge with expanded vocabularies that leave their parents and teachers scandalized. When outraged Americans try to censor the film, the controversy becomes a call to war with Canada, and Terrance and Phillip end up on death row -- with only the kids left to save them.

Genre: Animation, Comedy, Fantasy

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Year:: 1999
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TICKET GUY:
Sorry, Charlie.
KYLE:
Damn it!
TICKET GUY:
Next, please?
A few TEENAGERS walk up to get their tickets. The boys step
aside.
STAN:
This is terrible! This can't be
happening!!
KYLE:
We HAVE to see this movie, dude!
CARTMAN:
Aw, screw it. It probably isn't all that
good anyway.
KYLE:
Cartman! What the hell are you talking
about?! You LOVE Terrance and Philiip!
CARTMAN:
Yeah, but the animation's all crappy - it
probably can't sustain itself over ninety
minutes.
IKE:
Poo baba!
STAN:
Wait! I've got an idea!
EXT. MOVIE THEATRE - A LITTLE LATER
The old Homeless guy from the intro song walks up to the
Ticket Guy with the boys.
HOMELESS GUY:
Uh, hi. I want five tickets to Terrance
and Phillip Asses of Fire.
TICKET GUY:
You realize this movie is rated R? It may
not be appropriate for your little ones.
HOMELESS GUY:
Oh.
(Turning to boys)
Hey, he says this movie isn't appropriate
for you.
STAN:
(Whispering)
Look, homeless guy, if you don't want to
buy us tickets, and NOT get your ten
bucks and NOT go buy yourself a bottle of
Vodka and not forget about how miserable
your life is and not stop the voices in
your head then go right ahead.
HOMELESS GUY:
Five tickets please.
The Ticket guy suspiciously hands them over.
INT. MOVIE THEATER - DAY
The boys are all sitting in the front row. Cartman has a huge
tub of popcorn, all kinds of candy, and a large drink.
IKE:
Purpre mama!
KYLE:
Be quiet, Ike! The movie's starting!
ANGLE - MOVIE SCREEN

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Trey Parker

Randolph Severn "Trey" Parker III (born October 19, 1969) is an American actor, animator, writer, director, producer, singer, and songwriter. He is best known for being the co-creator of South Park (1997–present) along with his creative partner Matt Stone, as well as co-writing and co-directing the Tony Award-winning musical The Book of Mormon (2011). Parker was interested in film and music as a child, and attended the University of Colorado, Boulder following high school, where he met Stone. The two collaborated on various short films, and starred in a feature-length musical, titled Cannibal! The Musical (1993). more…

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