South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut script
Synopsis: In this feature film based on the hit animated series, the third graders of South Park sneak into an R-rated film by ultra-vulgar Canadian television personalities Terrance (Matt Stone) and Phillip (Trey Parker), and emerge with expanded vocabularies that leave their parents and teachers scandalized. When outraged Americans try to censor the film, the controversy becomes a call to war with Canada, and Terrance and Phillip end up on death row -- with only the kids left to save them.

Kyle slips on his coat and heads out the door. But just then,

Kyle's little brother, IKE, a two year old adopted Canadian

boy bounces up next to him.

KYLE:

No, Ike! You can't come with me!

Kyle's MOTHER, a big fat bitch, comes to the door and yells.

KYLE'S MOTHER

Kyle, you take your little brother out to

play with you!

KYLE:

Aw, ma!!

KYLE'S MOTHER

Do as I say, Kyle!

Kyle's mother closes the door.

KYLE:

Damn it!!

EXT. SOUTH PARK AVENUE - DAY

Now the three boys, and little Ike, merrily strut down the

street and sing in unison.

BOYS:

We're going to the movies

To see the better side of life

Where something interesting happens

Every day and night!

KYLE:

In movies we can pretend

That love is real

and good always wins-

STAN:

We can even make believe marriages

last!

A HOMELESS guy is lying in the alley.

HOMELESS GUY:

Spare a dollar? Spare a dollar?

Stan walks by and throws a dollar at him. The homeless guy

suddenly jumps up.

HOMELESS GUY:

I'm going to the movies!

To see the brighter side of life!

I'm going to the movies

Everything's gonna be alright!

Forget my troubles

Put my own life on hold

Let a studio tell me

how to view the world!

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Trey Parker

Randolph Severn "Trey" Parker III (born October 19, 1969) is an American actor, animator, writer, director, producer, singer, and songwriter. He is best known for being the co-creator of South Park (1997–present) along with his creative partner Matt Stone, as well as co-writing and co-directing the Tony Award-winning musical The Book of Mormon (2011). Parker was interested in film and music as a child, and attended the University of Colorado, Boulder following high school, where he met Stone. The two collaborated on various short films, and starred in a feature-length musical, titled Cannibal! The Musical (1993). more…

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