South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut Page #3
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CARTMAN'S MOTHER
Look, Eric it's your little friends.
CARTMAN:
What the hell are you guys doing here?
IKE:
Baba turtre bad!
Kyle holds up the newspaper ad.
CARTMAN:
Ooh!
Now all four boys are merrily walking down the street and
singing.
BOYS:
We're going to the movies
To see the better side of life!
CARTMAN:
Maybe there'll be pirates!
Or a whole city burnin'!
Maybe we'll see a monster
Or, better yet, Uma Thurman!
BOYS:
We're going to the movies!
Everything's gonna be okay!
The boys skip out of frame.
The movie theatre is nestled neatly between two other South
Park buildings.
The boys walk up to the geeky, teenage TICKET GUY.
BOYS:
Going to the movies!
The movies today!!!!!
STAN:
Can I get five tickets to Terrance and
Phillip Asses of Fire, please?
TICKET GUY:
No.
Suddenly, all the happy music that has permeated the film
comes to an ABRUPT HALT.
The boys look confused.
KYLE:
What'dya mean, no?
TICKET GUY:
Terrance and Phillip Asses of Fire is
rated 'R'. You kids can't get in.
The boys look shocked. They just stand there, in silence.
CARTMAN:
The hell we can't! My money is just as
good as any white person's!
TICKET GUY:
You have to be accompanied by a parent or
guardian.
KYLE:
But why?
TICKET GUY:
Because this movie has naughty language,
and it might make you kids start using
bad words.
CARTMAN:
Listen you son of a b*tch, if you don't
let us in to see this movie I'm gonna
kick you square in the nuts.
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