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OLD WOMAN:
Well, I've got a talking donkey.
HEAD GUARD:
Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings,
if you can prove it.
OLD WOMAN:
Oh, go ahead, little fella.
Donkey just looks up at her.
HEAD GUARD:
Well?
OLD WOMAN:
Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little
nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox.
Talk, you boneheaded dolt...
HEAD GUARD:
That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!
OLD WOMAN:
No, no, he talks! He does. (pretends
to be Donkey) I can talk. I love to
talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing
you ever saw.
HEAD GUARD:
Get her out of my sight.
OLD WOMAN:
No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!
The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One
of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's
hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled
with fairy dust and he's able to fly.
DONKEY:
Hey! I can fly!
PETER PAN:
He can fly!
3 LITTLE PIGS
He can fly!
HEAD GUARD:
He can talk!
DONKEY:
Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm
a flying, talking donkey. You might
have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly
but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey
fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins
to wear off) Uh-oh. (he begins to sink
to the ground.)
He hits the ground with a thud.
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