Maureen eyes the crack in the stall door. Not much is visible. Suddenly, a SHADOW sweeps by.
The footsteps stop.
Maureen finishes up quickly. She flushes, throws the stall door open and rushes out to find...
THE BATHROOM EMPTY.
The stall doors are all closed. Maureen shoots for the door. She rips the door open as a
FIGURE rushes her...
A YOUNG GIRL followed by her FRIEND, both perky and loud. They hurl past Maureen, LAUGHING and
I got so scared my bladder rolled.
You chicken shit. It's just a movie.
GIRL # l
No, it really happened. It's a true story.
Maureen is out the door. Now thoroughly spooked.
INT. BASEMENT LOBBY - SAME
Alone, Maureen moves for the stairs when a FIGURE emerges from the shadows. A GHOST MASKED
SHAPE appearing behind her...
LUNGING FOR HER, grabbing her, spinning her around. She SCREAMS MADLY as the Ghost starts
LAUGHING. The mask comes off. It's Phil.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry but I had to. It was too easy.
You are so not funny.
Phil takes her in his arms.
Come on, baby. Lighten up a little, will ya?
I get scared really easy, okay.
You gotta go with it. Scary movies are great foreplay.
He's sincere. He leans down and plants a kiss on her. She caves, kissing him back. Sweet and
I just have a hard time with insipid, sexist violence.
(nibbling her neck) We can still Sandra Bullock it.
(nibbling back) Sandra started without us. We can stay.
He kisses her again, then breaks away.
Yeah? Okay. I gotta whizz. Meet me upstairs?
Want some popcorn?