Scary Movie Page #3

DAD:

Sleep tight sweetie.

Cindy closes the door.

CINDY:

That was close.

BOBBY:

I was home watching "The Exorcist", and

it got me thinking of you.

CINDY:

If this is about the time I puked green

slime and masturbated with a crucifix,

it was my first keg party.

BOBBY:

No, the movie was edited for T.V. All

the good stuff was cut out.

CINDY:

So you thought you would just climb

through my window and we would play bump

bump?

As they talk, a YOUNG STREET HOOD climbs in the window and

starts loading things

into a sack, no one notices.

BOBBY:

Well, I was hoping to get my

balls licked but I wouldn't

dream of breaking your underwear rule.

I just thought we might do

some "on top of the clothes" stuff.

She snuggles up to him.

CINDY:

Okay, just for a minute.

They kiss and lay back on the bed. He lifts up her nighty,

slides his hand between her

legs. She spreads her legs.

He feels a shock.

BOBBY STARTLED.

Instead of elastic, tiny barbed wire runs along the

perimeter. There's also a zapping

electrified fence and a sign reading: NO TRESPASSING.

BOBBY:

I see.

Undeterred, he kisses her again.

STREET HOOD TAKES BOBBY'S WALLET, PUTS IT IN HIS SACK AND

CLIMBS:

OUT THE WINDOW.

CINDY:

(Breaking the kiss)

Okay stud, you have to go now.

They stand and walk to the window.

CINDY (CONT'D)

I appreciate the romantic gesture.

She takes his finger and puts it in her mouth sucking it

slowly.

He takes his finger out of her mouth ' it's now three times

its' normal size and

THROBBING.

BOBBY:

See what you do to me?

He starts to climb out the window.

CINDY:

Hey, would you settle for PG-13?

She opens her top, exposing her chest.

We see eight tiny little titties.

The shock sends Bobby falling out of the window.

CINDY (CONT'D)

Goodnight'

EXT. HIGH SCHOOL ' PARKING LOT ' DAY

Close on compact car. Bumper sticker reads "Save the

Environment". Pull back reveal

smoke billowing out of the exhaust.

Cindy arrives. Brandy meets her curbside.

BRANDY:

Come on, girl, move your tired white

ass.

Cindy gathering her books and purse from the car.

CINDY:

I'm coming.

BRANDY:

Move your pasty white, milk chalky,

bologna smelling, cracker devil, honky

bit'

CINDY:

Hello?!

BRANDY:

I'm sorry girl. I rented "Amistad" last

night. I got issues. It's cool. Come

on, we're gonna be late.

They start to walk to class, when Cindy sees Buffy arriving

via Daddy's new Mercedes.

CINDY:

Wait, there's Buffy.

BRANDY:

I don't know why you hang out with

her. She's such a ho.

CINDY:

Why do you say that?

BRANDY:

Cause I've seen her. My friend Sean had

a pool party this summer.

CINDY:

Sean?

BRANDY:

You know, Puff Daddy.

BRANDY (CONT'D)

Anyways, everybody was drinking Crystal

champagne. Then it started to get wild,

people was getting freaky in the pool and

stuff. I looked over and there was your

girl getting buck wild in the Jacuzzi.

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