Scary Movie 2 Page #4

Harris tosses holy water on Megan. She falls back, writhing.

FATHER MCFEELY:

It burns! It burns!

CLOSE ON:

McFeely, holding his crotch.

FATHER MCFEELY:

Damn Tijuana hooker.

Harris and McFeely begin to pray.

MCFEELY/HARRIS

Our Father who art in Heaven...

MEGAN:

Your mother sucks cock in Hell,

Harris.

Harris tries to ignore her.

FATHER MCFEELY:

Oh sh*t, you gonna take that?

HARRIS:

What?

FATHER MCFEELY:

What she said about your mother?

Harris fires back at Megan.

HARRIS:

Oh, yeah, well your mama got one leg

and does jumping jacks like this.

He puts his feet together and jumps them from side to side

as he claps his hands over his head.

MEGAN:

So, your mama's so fat when she walks

by my bed, it does this.

Her bed bounces and bucks off the floor.

HARRIS:

What about your mama? Her butt is so

big, she wipes her ass like this.

He makes an exaggerated movement of putting his hand behind

his head then brings it up high and back down over his face.

The exchange continues with the possessed girl getting the

best of Harris.

HARRIS:

Enough! Begone from this child of

God. I command you by the power of

the living and the dead...

Megan groaning, flicking her tongue wildly at McFeely.

HARRIS:

...to leave the young servant so

that she may return to her...

McFeely responds back with the same gesture, then simulates

her giving head, then starts wildly thrusting his pelvis,

simulating sex. Megan falls back on her pillow and moans.

Harris shoots McFeely a hard look.

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