Scary Movie 2 Page #2

CLOSE ON:

The window. Flies begin to appear.

CLOSE ON:

McFeely. He wipes sweat from his brow.

BACK TO THE WINDOW:

More flies. Their BUZZING is loud.

McFeely, now sweating, profusely. He begins to cough.

The window is now covered with flies. The BUZZING is

deafening.

McFeely, coughing and gagging.

FATHER MCFEELY:

Lord, please help me to release this

demon.

PULL BACK TO REVEAL:

He's on the toilet. He lets out a loud fart followed by

plopping noises.

FATHER MCFEELY:

Thank you, Father.

A DEMONIC VOICE is heard.

DEMONIC VOICE (O.S.)

Get out!!! You f***in' pig!!!

The room door swings open.

McFeely tries to flush the toilet. It bubbles over with black

goo ala "THE AMITYVILLE HORROR." He hustles out of the

bathroom.

INT. HALLWAY OUTSIDE BATHROOM -- CONTINUOUS

McFeely staggers out. Father Harris rushes over.

HARRIS:

Father, are you okay?

FATHER MCFEELY:

Yeah, but you might wanna light a

match before you go in there.

(then)

Did you bring my bag?

HARRIS:

Yes.

FATHER MCFEELY:

Then let us prepare.

Both priests walk up the stairs.

CUT TO:

INT. MEGAN'S BEDROOM -- NIGHT

McFeely and Harris enter.

FATHER MCFEELY:

Remember, don't ask her too many

questions.

HARRIS:

Because she will lie?

FATHER MCFEELY:

No, because her breath smells like a

horse's ass.

Megan lays tied to the bed post of her bed. Her face is cut

up and twisted, eyes an eerie red. She's hooked up to an

I.V. with a small tube running out of her nose. It's shaped

like a CRAZY STRAW with red fluid going through it. The straw

leads to a cup. "SLURPIE!" Megan is wheezing, heavily. She

wears a tee-shirt that reads, "I went to Hell and all I got

was this stupid t-shirt."

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