You look like you've had a slight coma, but you're beautiful.
One guy say to you: "Baby, I want you to get your titts done
Do it for me. Do it for your daddy man.
And you say:
"OK, daddy man!"
So when you do the baywatch thingy, it's like...
You go to the doctor...
Temperatures were like . It was fucking weird!
The weathermen are going:
Let's just see what happens.
Flowers were like Anne Heche going: "I'm out, I'm in, I'm
I don't know when to go.
George came back from Japan and went: "I went to the Coyote
- No, it's Kyoto. - That's a very good car.
George, walk away.
They say there's no global warming.
I like my old man's titties to lactate, my man.
Please, don't put those on!
If you go to South West Airline:
"You're not fat, you're horizontally challenged"
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