Let me tell ya what "Like a
Virgin"'s about. It's about some
cooze who's a regular fuck
I mean all the time, morning, day,
night, afternoon, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
How many dicks was that?
Then one day she meets a John
Holmes motherfucker, and it's
like, whoa baby. This mother
"The Great Escape." He's diggin
tunnels. Now she's gettin this
serious dick action, she's feelin
something she ain't felt since
Chew? Toby Chew? No.
It hurts. It hurts her. It
shouldn't hurt. Her pussy should
be Bubble-Yum by now. But when
this cat fucks her, it hurts. It
hurts like the first time. The
pain is reminding a fuck machine
what is was like to be a virgin.
Hence, "Like a Virgin."
Fuck you, wrong. I'm right! What
the fuck do you know about it
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