Reservoir Dogs Page #2

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JOE:

Not wrong, dumb ass, Wong! You

know, like the Chinese name?

Mr. White snatches the address book from Joe's hand. They

fight, but they're not really mad at each other.

MR. WHITE

Give me this f***ing thing.

JOE:

What the f*** do you think you're

doin? Give me my book back!

MR. WHITE

I'm sick of f***in hearin it Joe,

I'll give it back when we leave.

JOE:

Whaddaya mean, give it to me when

we leave, give it back now.

MR. WHITE

For the past fifteen minutes now,

you've just been droning on with

names. "Toby...Toby...Toby...

Toby Wong...Toby Wong...Toby

Chung...f***in Charlie Chan." I

got Madonna's big dick outta my

right ear, and Toby Jap I-don't-

know-what, outta my left.

JOE:

What do you care?

MR. WHITE

When you're annoying as hell, I

care a lot.

JOE:

Give me my book.

MR. WHITE

You gonna put it away?

JOE:

I'm gonna do whatever I wanna do

with it.

MR. WHITE

Well, then, I'm afraid I'm gonna

have to keep it.

MR. BLONDE

Joe, you want me to shoot him for

you?

MR. WHITE

Sh*t, you shoot me in a dream, you

better wake up and apologize.

NICE GUY EDDIE:

Have you guys been listening to K-

BILLY's super sounds of the

seventies weekend?

MR. PINK

Yeah, it's f***in great isn't it?

NICE GUY EDDIE:

Can you believe the songs they

been playin?

MR. PINK

No, I can't. You know what I

heard the other day? "Heartbeat -

It's Lovebeat," by little Tony

DeFranco and the DeFranco Family.

I haven't heard that since I was

in fifth f***in grade.

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