Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Page #4

BLARTThank you.

RECEPTIONISTNo, that’s yours to keep.

BLARTDon’t need it. It’s been scanned.

(re:
head)

It’s all in here. Locked and

loaded. Time for lunch.

Blart exits. After a beat:

RECEPTIONISTSir, your daughter and the

restaurant are that way.

He points in the opposite direction.

BLARTYup... themap was upside down when

I scanned it.

Blart exits the other way.

OMIT 1515INT. TERRACE CAFE / (EUROPEAN POOL) - DAY1616Blart arrives at an outdoor table to find Lane talking to

Maya, who is already in the middle of an appetizer.

LANEWas I lying about the conch

fritters?

MAYAYou were not! They’re amazing!

With just the right amount of zip!

LANEGotta love the zip!

MAYAOh, I do... I was born to zip!

LANEPut my hand up on my hip,

whenI zip...

MAYA...youzip,

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MAYA (CONT’D)

...we zip.

LANE...we zip.

They share a LAUGH. There’s obviously a little connection

between them. Blart clocks this. Lane turns to him.

LANE (CONT’D)

Oh, you forgot your valet ticket

sir.

He hands Blart the TICKET and then turns back to Maya, smiles

and exits. Maya blushes once again.

Blart plops down and stares at Maya.

MAYAWhat?

BLARTYou were bornto zip? Since when

do you use the word “zip?”

MAYAI always use the word zip.

BLARTI don’t like it. Hipster talk.

Maya shakes her head.

MAYALook, Dad... you’re gonnahave to

get used to the fact that I’m a big

girl now.

BLARTOkay, first of all, we’re all

big... we’re Blarts. Wide hips,

thick ankles and a low center of

gravity, that’s how the good Lord

made us. That’s why we’re so good

at moving furniture.

Blart pulls something from his pocket. It’s a MECHANICAL

VIBRATING FORK. He begins to pick at the conch fritters.

MAYAWhat is that?

BLARTMy vibrating fork. It forces me

eat slower. You think I eat fast

at home? On vacation, I’m like a

greyhound chasing a bunny.

Blart takes a QUICK TWO BITES and it indeed VIBRATES and a

RED LIGHT light FLASHES.

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