Orange Is the New Black Page #3

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He burps.

LARRY:

We really shouldn’t have eaten so

much.

She sits up.

PIPER:

Come on. We’ve gotta rally. You

need spank-bank material. Let’s

make some memories.

LARRY:

Well, since you put it that way...

And they begin to make with the loving. The kissing and the

touching, but then Piper pulls away.

PIPER:

Wait. I have to pee. I’ll be

right back.

LARRY:

Awww!

PIPER:

I know. I know. Sorry. I’ll be

right back.

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Piper gets out of bed. She’s in sexy underwear.

LARRY:

You look beautiful.

PIPER:

Thanks.

CUT TO:

INT. BATHROOM -NIGHT

Piper sits on the toilet. She cries. And pees. But mostly

cries. She folds paper and wipes her eyes and wipes her

parts. She gets up and flushes. Looks at herself in the

mirror. Puts on a smile. Thatta girl. She exits to the

bedroom.

RESET TO:

INT. BEDROOM -NIGHT

She stands in the doorway and looks at Larry.

LARRY:

What?

PIPER:

You look beautiful too.

Larry holds up the covers.

LARRY:

Come on. Get in.

And she does and they’re back to kissing. And Larry runs his

hand over her face and he feels her tears. Larry pulls away.

LARRY (CONT’D)

Oh, Piper-PIPER

No. Just f*** me.

LARRY:

Piper.

PIPER:

Shut up. Please. Please.

LARRY:

Okay.

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And she kisses him with hunger and sadness and need. And he

kisses her back. And they make love.

CUT TO:

INT. PIPER AND LARRY’S LIVING ROOM -MORNING

A compact but comfortable urban living room tastefully and

eclectically decorated. Well past Ikea, but not quite Elle

Decor. Piper sips a latte and stuffs papers into a manila

envelope. Larry sits on the edge of a chair, finishing a

croissant in a paper bag.

LARRY:

You want the scone?

PIPER:

Let’s bring it in the car.

Piper closes the envelope. She nuzzles her aged cat, Lady

Bunny, and gives her a kiss. She stands.

PIPER (CONT’D)

Okay. Lady Bunny’s med chart is in

the kitchen; and I scheduled her--

LARRY:

(finishing the sentence)

Next three vet visits. I know.

Please don’t be hyper-Piper right

now.

PIPER:

...You’re right. We should go.

LARRY:

Now?

PIPER:

Yes. Oh. Wait.

Piper pulls off her engagement ring and hands it to Larry.

PIPER (CONT'D)

I can’t bring it with me.

LARRY:

Right.

Larry puts it in his pocket.

PIPER:

What are you doing?

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LARRY:

What?

PIPER:

Don’t put it in your pocket. Put

it away. Somewhere safe. You put

it in your pocket, it’ll end up in

the bottom of a washing machine.

LARRY:

So where should I put it, Piper?

PIPER:

Up your ass.

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