My Best Friend's Wedding Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1997
- 105 min
- 1,770 Views
Holy. F***ing. Sh*t. It hits her like a ton of lead bricks. She
shovels some swampy risotto into her mouth, without looking.
JULIANNE:
You think...
DIGGER:
Desperate. To talk.
She shovels in more drippy black goop. It is really disgusting.
JULIANNE:
He's not proposing marriage,
there's no way I'm buying one
word of th...
DIGGER:
Then why are you compulsively
eating? If you're not hysterical?
More goes in. Her lips and mouth completely black. Like a circus
clown.
JULIANNE:
He can't do that to me!
DIGGER:
We're about to find out.
Ink is now dribbling out of the black hole of her mouth and down
her face. She absently dabs a napkin, keeping some of it from
reaching her sweater.
JULIANNE:
When I turn him down...
She realizes the full weight of the truth.
JULIANNE:
We'll never be the same.
DIGGER:
I have a suggestion...
JULIANNE:
I'll have to kill myself before I
call him.
Staring in each other's eyes.
DIGGER (sadly)
That was it.
INT. JULIANNE'S BATHROOM - LATE NIGHT
Julianne furiously scrubs her blackened tongue with a toothbrush.
Gray foam pours from her mouth, spattering the oversized basketball
jersey she wears as a nightshirt. In the mirror, her troubled eyes
dwell on Michael, flick to the cordless phone standing ominously on
She spits, sticks her tongue way out. Incredibly black. Great.
Depressed, terrified, and disfigured for life. She snatches up the
hated phone, and wanders aimlessly into...
... her bedroom. West Village view. Defiantly jumbled, aggres-
sively eclectic. Traces of wonderful taste mixed with I-like-it-
you-got-a-problem-with-that? She stumbles around, rehearsing...
JULIANNE:
This is awkward timing, Michael,
I just joined this convent, and
they never give your deposit ba...
Stops. Full-length mirror. She straightens her hair, to look her
best.
JULIANNE:
Michael, I'm married.
Not enough.
JULIANNE:
... and I have two weeks to live.
Changes tone...
JULIANNE:
Michael, I'm trying to be gay,
don't confuse me.
She turns to continue pacing, and walks straight INTO a dresser.
Stuns her, momentarily. Enough, already! She punches up the
number, primping absently in the mirror. When it connects...
JULIANNE:
but seeing it's so late, I could
just leave a mes...
No such luck. Cut off. Waits. And then...
JULIANNE (soft)
Good evening, sir. You've been
enrolled in the Obscene Call Of
The Month Club, and th...
MICHAEL (V.O.)
Hey! God, it's so good to hear
your voice.
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