Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl Page #3
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Anti-rasist singer :
Never be rude to a polack...[Boom]
John Cleese:
Hello, and welcome to Munich, for the 27th Silly Olympiad, an event held traditionally every 3.7 years, whichthis year has brought together competitors from over 4 million different countries. And here we are at the start of the first
event of the afternoon: the second semifinal of the 100 yards for people with no sense of direction.Aah, to see the
competitors; Lane One: Kolomovski of Poland; Lane Two: Zatapatique of France; Lane Three: Gropovich of the United
States, next to him: Drabble of Trinidad, next to him: Fernand�z of Spain, and in the outside lane: Bormann of Brazil!
Starter:
Get set!Starter's Pistol: [Bang]
John Cleese:
Well, that was fun, wasn't it? And now, over to the other end of the stadium. And here they're just waiting forthe start of the 1500 meters for the deaf. And they're on the starter's orders.
Starter's Pistol: [Bang]
John Cleese:
Well, we'll be coming back the moment there's any action. And now over to the swimming. And you join us hereat the Bundesabsurd pool just in time to see the start of the 200 meters freestyle for non-swimmers. Watch for the top
Australian champion Ron Barnett in the second lane.
Starter's Whistle: [Whistle]
Swimmers:
[Splash]John Cleese:
Well, we'll be bringing you back here the moment they start fishing the corpses up. And now over to the ---- forthe start of the marathon for incontinents. Well, we put in for this event 44 competitors from 29 different countries, all of
them with the most superbly weak bladders. Not a tight slinter in sight. Ready to embark, nevertheless, on the world's longest
race and they're just aching to go!
Starter:
On your marks! Get set!Starter's Pistol: [Bang]
John Cleese:
And they're off! They're off! Well... Well, back at the 1500 meters and the starter's putting up a magnificentshow! We've had ---- scattered random fire, fuselage firing, ----. It's enough to make you chew your own foot off! And now
the high jump! Katerina Ovelenskij, Soviet Union! But what a jump! What a jump! That ought to be a record! And here we
are at the 3000 meter steeplechase for people who think they're chickens! There's Samuelsson of the United States, and over
there is Klaus of East Germany! He's been a ---- for the last three olympics. ---- There's the leader, Abe Seagull of Canada ----
very good start ---- water jump, and has now gone loopy. Now we are back with the marathon for incontinents once again.
There's Polinski of Poland in the lead, and-and now Brewer of Australia is taking over! ---- And so now it is Alvarez of Cuba,
followed by the ---- Norwegian Borg, ----. Well, well, these must be some of the weakest bladders ever to represent their
country! And now, let's have a look back at what's going on down on stage!
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