Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl Page #3

Synopsis: A collection of skits that made the Python troup famous, performed live at the Hollywood Bowl. Included are the singing philosophers, lumberjacks, the pope, and a suspiciously-male looking seabird vendor.
Production: A & E
 
IMDB:
7.9
R
Year:
1982
77 min
432 Views


Anti-rasist singer :

Never be rude to a polack...[Boom]

John Cleese:
Hello, and welcome to Munich, for the 27th Silly Olympiad, an event held traditionally every 3.7 years, which

this year has brought together competitors from over 4 million different countries. And here we are at the start of the first

event of the afternoon: the second semifinal of the 100 yards for people with no sense of direction.Aah, to see the

competitors; Lane One: Kolomovski of Poland; Lane Two: Zatapatique of France; Lane Three: Gropovich of the United

States, next to him: Drabble of Trinidad, next to him: Fernand�z of Spain, and in the outside lane: Bormann of Brazil!

Starter:
Get set!

Starter's Pistol: [Bang]

John Cleese:
Well, that was fun, wasn't it? And now, over to the other end of the stadium. And here they're just waiting for

the start of the 1500 meters for the deaf. And they're on the starter's orders.

Starter's Pistol: [Bang]

John Cleese:
Well, we'll be coming back the moment there's any action. And now over to the swimming. And you join us here

at the Bundesabsurd pool just in time to see the start of the 200 meters freestyle for non-swimmers. Watch for the top

Australian champion Ron Barnett in the second lane.

Starter's Whistle: [Whistle]

Swimmers:
[Splash]

John Cleese:
Well, we'll be bringing you back here the moment they start fishing the corpses up. And now over to the ---- for

the start of the marathon for incontinents. Well, we put in for this event 44 competitors from 29 different countries, all of

them with the most superbly weak bladders. Not a tight slinter in sight. Ready to embark, nevertheless, on the world's longest

race and they're just aching to go!

Starter:
On your marks! Get set!

Starter's Pistol: [Bang]

John Cleese:
And they're off! They're off! Well... Well, back at the 1500 meters and the starter's putting up a magnificent

show! We've had ---- scattered random fire, fuselage firing, ----. It's enough to make you chew your own foot off! And now

the high jump! Katerina Ovelenskij, Soviet Union! But what a jump! What a jump! That ought to be a record! And here we

are at the 3000 meter steeplechase for people who think they're chickens! There's Samuelsson of the United States, and over

there is Klaus of East Germany! He's been a ---- for the last three olympics. ---- There's the leader, Abe Seagull of Canada ----

very good start ---- water jump, and has now gone loopy. Now we are back with the marathon for incontinents once again.

There's Polinski of Poland in the lead, and-and now Brewer of Australia is taking over! ---- And so now it is Alvarez of Cuba,

followed by the ---- Norwegian Borg, ----. Well, well, these must be some of the weakest bladders ever to represent their

country! And now, let's have a look back at what's going on down on stage!

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Graham Arthur Chapman (8 January 1941 – 4 October 1989) was an English comedian, writer, actor, author and one of the six members of the surreal comedy group Monty Python. He played authority figures such as the Colonel and the lead role in two Python films, Holy Grail and Life of Brian. more…

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